Thread: Homosexuals are dropping $25,000 to get anal Botox

Originally Posted by Simon43

I know just what to do to earn some extra cash with my shortwave radio transmitter

you were quite proud of your erection if I recall

The PC brigade informed us, as did Elton John last year that the rectum is an erogenous zone with countless sexual nerve endings.

What will they make of all this crap l wonder

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

The PC brigade informed us, as did Elton John last year that the rectum is an erogenous zone with countless sexual nerve endings.

What will they make of all this crap l wonder

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that you have no idea what this term means.

I think he uses it as a catch-all for anything that he can't understand.

Which is a lot.

Politically correct brigade you couple of poofs

There are two kinds of intelligence, Prat: book smarts; and practical.

You're an ex-DJ, you're possessed of neither.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Politically correct brigade

I wasn't actually wondering whether you know what 'pc' stands for.

Yawn.

^I told you he's dumb!

Too late to try to be clever and save face, Prat.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

The PC brigade informed us, as did Elton John last year that the rectum is an erogenous zone with countless sexual nerve endings.

Problem being,

Ya can't get near them as they're covered in shit.

Originally Posted by Slick

]People are dropping $25,000 to get anal Botox | New York Post

I was going to get my arsehole bleached in Bumungrad.

The price was horrifying so I just spray painted the Fuken thing purple.


Ta , thanks, cheers.

*Ahem*, "blurter", TDB.

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by David48atTD

The practice is so popular that there is even a dedicated website

TD has a dedicated thread

https://teakdoor.com/health-fitness-a...bleaching.html (Anal Bleaching)

And another - also started by DD.

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...bleaching.html

But what happened to the dedicated TD Anal Bleaching page in the OP link?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Too late to try to be clever and save face, Prat.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

must admit, I learned only recently of the desirability by some in the community for the desirability of 'Anal bleaching'.

The practice is so popular that there is even a dedicated website ... Anal Bleaching Guide 2017 ... and it's not just the gays into it.

Me ... I like my little Cherry Ripe just as she is.

And No ... I've never tried it, my Arse is plenty white enough already
.

Didn't nawty do one of his self help threads on this a while back?

Stolen from Baldrick's link back to 2009.
IIRC Nawty was using liquid nitrogen and a dressing table mirror on his kitchen floor. It was hilarious.
Maybe it was anal wart removal, and the bleaching was just a coincidental side effect.

It's not gay...


unless...

Originally Posted by Simon43

Dr. Norman M. Rowe,, uses radio frequency energy to tighten anal tissues

Brilliant! If I don't get my ham licence in Myanmar, then I know just what to do to earn some extra cash with my shortwave radio transmitter

Happy days

[QUOTE=Slick;3571282]

For Rob, 44, from Brooklyn, who lost his husband to lung cancer two years ago, anal rejuvenation and hemorrhoid removal helped him get back into the dating game.

“Hemorrhoids are embarrassing. They’re not something that you want to spring on somebody. So you either have to explain ahead of time, or freak your partner out in the moment,” he told Moneyish. Rob says he’d recommend the procedure to others too: “It is so worth it, just for the peace of mind, if nothing else,” he said.

Sometimes doctors tidy up the botched work that other physicians leave behind. Tom, a 48-year-old in Manhattan, had serious scarring from another procedure that narrowed the opening to his anus.

“It was horrific, like Freddie Krueger performed it,” he said. “Normal daily activity [using the bathroom] was difficult, and sex was out of the question.”

The Grumpy 5 may be less grumpy if they get this procedure.

Problem is.....they're all too broke to make the trip and get the operation.


Sorry boyz......

(Quote) Repetitive anal sex, especially with large penises or rectal insertions of large objects may damage the internal anal sphincter, thereby preventing complete sealing of the anus,

Does this mean you're crossing cucumbers off the shopping list this week Blue?

Brokeback Mountain style...

Yes Hi again,

Today I Botox'd and bleached my shitter hole again,

Spray painted the fuker florescent green this time.

Lovely it is and my mum loves it.

I'll bang up a picture eh.

Don't thank me, all good and love to share.

Ta , have a nice day.