Thread: Our first soapie in Pattaya

well we're home from Pattaya and planning on our return.

so much to share with you if you'd like...



i can't believe what we did in 4 days...too much...maybe but we experienced everything

so landed on Friday, went straight to Pattaya to our Villa. It was in Jomtiem Beach. Next time we are staying at another villa only 1.8 km from walking st.

we lost too much time getting the girls back to our Villa. Plus at 2 am not always easy to get a taxi from the Villa back to walking st.

went to LK Metro to start with. A street with a dog leg shape. Go go bars, drinking bars, and the Devils Den.

we began our journey with a soapie at Honey 1 just off LK Metro.

i was so nervous, sweaty and sticky. It was impulsive, we saw the building and my husband said, let's do it....so in we walk. All air con, luxury feel, we were met instantly by a very welcoming mammasan, she led us to a couch, we got a drink and there were maybe 6 girls sitting in dresses. Pretty sure it wasn't behind glass, it's a big of a blur for me.

My husband explained he wanted a lesbian for wife and once I was sorted he would pick.

she was straight on the walkie talkie and in to the fishbowl walked a stunning woman who waved at me. I nodded and said yes to Mammasan, kissed My husband goodbye. He paid the Mammasin 2000 Baht. She walked me to the counter in the foyer, my lady met me there, held my hand, introduced herself, the Mammasan suggested drinks, I only wanted soda water, it was before midday. We went up in the lift, then into the room.

big double bath, next to it a tiled floor, with hand held shower and lilo mat. Glass partition waist high, then the bed...a couch, TV.

she turned the TV on, filled the tub, drinks came in, I paid, 150 baht.

she asked why husband not come with me...I explained we both liked girls...and he could pick his own, I'm not the jealous sort. Told her about our five kids etc...

she asked if I wanted just a wash or sex as well. I said yes sex please....

she was fascinated by my breasts. I'm a 12-14 bottom half, 14D bust, and I pass the pencil test, she looked and asked if boobs were non original then touched them and said they were original. Hers weren't original, I loved them and her huge nipples.

she undressed me, took her own clothes off, omg....she had really good English and we chatted away, made me feel super comfortable.

then into the bath. She washed me all over, shampooed my hair, touched my Pussy a few times, just flicking me with her fingers but before long, I had several orgasms just in the bath.....

them onto the lilo, face down and she soaps me all over them lays on top, omg....rubbed her pussy all over me, the. Rolled me over did the same, then worked her magic with her fingers, I may have screamed the place down.

on the bed she kissed me, brought me to orgasm lots of times, I fingered her, there were no toys, lots of kissing, touching, fingering fun.

when I was done (10 times).....she reshowered me then we dressed, I gave her a tip, we went downstairs and I waited on the couch for my husband

indian men came in, made me uncomfortable. I've never been a racist, but after seeing how Indian men behave in Pattaya, I could be..

anyhow Husband came in, I'm grinning from ear to ear...my lady gave me her card and phone number.

Husbands experience....similar to mine as in the bath, not wash hair, onto the lilo, not spread legs and rub clit all over him...like I got....onto bed, she made him hard, got on top with condom and rode him.

no kissing, no touching her....no phone number.
I left Honey 1 knowing I loved Pattaya and sure that I want to come back twice a year for the rest of my life....not so much my husband....until the Devils Den


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Well, that's my second erection this morning.

I got a chub also.

So maybe the two of you should meet up...

A thread's no good without pictures.

Originally Posted by Sunshinelovers

but after seeing how Indian men behave in Pattaya, I could be..

Originally Posted by DrB0b

So maybe the two of you should meet up...

b0bbles was indian , but then he was adopted by an aristocratic english sahib

Yes agree the thread should have pics... more fun...

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Yes agree the thread should have pics... more fun...

You're definitely a bean-flicker, Za. No doubt about it.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

A thread's no good without pictures.

We didn't take and pics.....neither my husband nor I can risk being called out on being to Pattaya......
My publisher would drop me, as would my mostly female readers, and my husband is well known business man and it would be a financial risk for anyone to know what we do.

We aren't blind to the sexually repressed western value system......so sorry no pics, but I will have to write about soapie 2 and then soapie 3..... that was a surprise....

Hot stuff, Sunshine...You little minx...I'll bet you're a squirter...If not before, maybe now...Heh...

Good "tourist report"...

Originally Posted by Sunshinelovers

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

A thread's no good without pictures.

We didn't take and pics.....neither my husband nor I can risk being called out on being to Pattaya......
My publisher would drop me, as would my mostly female readers, and my husband is well known business man and it would be a financial risk for anyone to know what we do.

Hopefully there were no spycams there then

For someone who claims to be an authoress, i have to say your posts are very poorly written.

Just saying like.

I'm not sure of the purpose of someone who claims to value their privacy starting an intimidate sexually descriptive thread on a public forum either. The thread asking for advice, fine, but why this? Seems a tad risky given the stalker history of this forum.

^^ Well, she's not going for a Pulitzer, yet, Tax...Jaysus, she's got her panties down and screaming...Heh...

Originally Posted by DrB0b

So maybe the two of you should meet up...

To watch a lesbian show?
I bet we'd not be the only red-blooded men watching avidly.

I thought woman-on-woman action was so universally attractive to men that if a man wasn't into it at least a bit, he'd be a bit odd.

I'll let the "author" poke your eye out, Tax...Heh...

Originally Posted by Immigrunt

I'm not sure of the purpose of someone who claims to value their privacy starting an intimidate sexually descriptive thread on a public forum either. The thread asking for advice, fine, but why this? Seems a tad risky given the stalker history of this forum.

Sunshine is actually a bloke who gets vicarious pleasure from the vicarious pleasure of those who read his fantasies.
So there'll be no pics.
My comment above about an erection, and Slicks were bound to have made his day.

Originally Posted by Immigrunt

an intimidate sexually descriptive thread.

Freudian slip, smeggly?

Perhaps she should pretend she's, let's say, a good friend of a famous porn star who once stood in for her mate in a scene, to riotous applause from the film crew?

Would the thread seem more justified for you that way?

Good on Sunshinelovers for letting it all hang out...and for posting.

This forum is finally beginning to reflect its true demographic - a gang of wrinkled retards masquerading as 13 year olds spunking together for the first time to a catalogue of prurient fantasy born out of a profound lack of talent shackled by innate stupidity.
Its like witnessing a wank fest in a terminal ward for demented, incontinent geriatrics squittering shit as their pitiful streaks of pus ridden semen dribble over their shaking claws. TD at its finest.

^ Time for a sausage thread, old bean...

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by Immigrunt

I'm not sure of the purpose of someone who claims to value their privacy starting an intimidate sexually descriptive thread on a public forum either. The thread asking for advice, fine, but why this? Seems a tad risky given the stalker history of this forum.

Sunshine is actually a bloke who gets vicarious pleasure from the vicarious pleasure of those who read his fantasies.
So there'll be no pics.
My comment above about an erection, and Slicks were bound to have made his day.

Indeed. Having a giggle on the forum by baiting the obsessing aspie members is understandable, but trying to gain sexual pleasure from it? That's a new one.

^^Fuck off you putrid, weird little pervert.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

incontinent geriatrics squittering shit as their pitiful streaks of pus ridden semen dribble over their shaking claws.