Thread: I'm posting my stories on Stickman

Any Ladyboy stories with you getting it up the jacksie that would be worth reading ,

Originally Posted by Simon43

I've just sent part 3 off to Stick for publication

You should talk with Somtamslap about getting your writing published.

Simon, whilst looking at your link to YouTube and your drone won't fly vid. I couldn't help but notice the YouTube you did as a job application/resume thingy.

Did you want that in the public domain?

Any Ladyboy stories with you getting it up the jacksie that would be worth reading ,

Not really. I was buggered once by a LB massage gal in Patong, many years ago.
(You know, you don't know if you like it until you try it etc). But the event was so traumatic as his dick forced it's way past my tight sphinkter that I decided that gay sex was not for me and I preferred the pain of femdom and foot fetishes instead.

Simon, whilst looking at your link to YouTube and your drone won't fly vid. I couldn't help but notice the YouTube you did as a job application/resume thingy.

Did you want that in the public domain?

It's OK - it was actually a PD video that I made some years ago to send to schools. It's out of date now and I'm happily employed. I'll switch it to private - thanks.

Why let that twat Stickman profit from your efforts?

Originally Posted by Simon43

I was buggered once by a LB massage gal in Patong, many years ago.

"You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!"...

Stickman's got a facebook comments thing going, so times are a-changing, obviously.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Any Ladyboy stories with you getting it up the jacksie that would be worth reading ,

Not really. I was buggered once by a LB massage gal in Patong, many years ago.
(You know, you don't know if you like it until you try it etc). But the event was so traumatic as his dick forced it's way past my tight sphinkter that I decided that gay sex was not for me and I preferred the pain of femdom and foot fetishes instead.

You might find that in the "quotable quotes" thread soon.
Kudos x 2, for doing it (and I agree with "you don't know until you've tried it" for most things), and for admitting it.

Does anyone read stickman submissions these day? You've jumped aboard a decade too late.

I might do the same mate,

I have 3 coontas in my head and they never stop talking.

Between them, could write a new fuking Bible in 3 minutes.

"Stature" Simon, "stature". Twice or thrice you wrote "statue".

"Stature" Simon, "stature". Twice or thrice you wrote "statue".

Well, thank God I'm not an English teacher

Oh fcuk!

What's he paying you in? Food court coupons?

I read all 4 just now. It all right.

Why stick man though?

Simon's writing is fine but yeah...why stickman?

I notice a few keyboard warriors have infiltrated the main page FB comments

If you are happy to use readers submissions to put it out there, fair play to you mate. Always enjoyed the honesty of your submissions on here too.
Wider audience and better coverage over there what ever the haters say.
Good luck with it.

Yeah, all good and power to you Simon.
Just wondering..English wife settlement, she got the family home, but what about the holiday homes?

And please, stop saying, " I and Xxxx". It's "Xxxx and I".

Somtamslaps style got rather tedious to be honest.

Congrats Simon,
Developing an interesting life story, worth the read.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Somtamslaps style got rather tedious to be honest.

It can sometimes, but nonetheless his waxing lyrical is ten times better than most others' attempts.

Simon can tell a story, and that's all that counts.

Yeah, all good and power to you Simon.
Just wondering..English wife settlement, she got the family home, but what about the holiday homes?

She got the family home because I agreed to give my 50% of it to her, not because any court awarded it to her. (We never went to court - had an amicable divorce).

Alas, the holiday home in Dunster, Somerset, (a 300 year old barn conversation) was repossessed by the bank after I ran into a business problem (to be covered in a Stickman tale).

The holiday house in France (a stone barn conversation in the Haute Pyrennee region) was sold because it was basically used for cross-country ski holidays, and my young kids wanted to play on the beach, not piss about with skis.

As to why I'm putting these stories out on Stickman - it's because I'm probably not so anti-Stickman as many of you seem to be

I've known him for over a decade, enjoy his articles and other reader's submissions, and I'm not at all interested in selling my stories.

Anyway, whilst other's might spin a yarn or two, I'm not making any of these events up, and I'm not exaggerating anything. That's why the title of 'A crazy life' is pretty much spot-on.

I haven't written the next part yet, but I've got a timeline of events to expand upon. I better get to work and write part 5.

Simon,

Keep writing and sharing.

And don't answer too much to these......*cough*....members.