Thread: Ever played the Matchmaker

QC - quality control - moi

Average looking Thai chick who's getting on a bit, no english, no money and likes to sit on the floor.

To be brutally honest her level will be some bogon plumber in his 40s/50s with perhaps a failed marriage behind him, some grown up kids, a beer belly and lots of disgusting habits.

But a passport is a passport right?

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

some bogon plumber in his 40s/50s

Could do worse.

Try getting some bogan plumber to take a spanner out of his kitbag for less than $200 these days.

I've plumbed a few. Still working on a beer belly though.

^heh...

@icey - S in L, pics please - david48's post meant that he was asking pics of your Sis in Law.

Ah... she has some English skills and scrubs up well. Good on her. I still think that English classes will help her in the long run, esp if she intends to stay there. It will help her communicate with others, understand paperworks, etc. Either formal classes, or watch lots of English shows - even kids shows! For a time, my niece was speaking with an Aussie accent when she was watching Hi-5, the kids show. 55

Cheers and good luck in all your/her endeavors!

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Average looking Thai chick who's getting on a bit, no english, no money and likes to sit on the floor.

Right up your alley.Couldn't be any worse than the fuglies you chase.

^
She has 2 coffee dates booked for Friday, one prospect has offered to help her with her English.

I think there are many guys out there who are too busy for the dating game and are fed up with Western women.

I may be wrong but I am initially impressed at the quality of her prospects.

She hasn't complained about the cold yet, however she has only been shopping in Westfields Mall and at home.

Winter just starting - brrrr

^Why not go along incognito with a false moustache and hang off at a distance with a long lens and post up the prospects with a TD poll?

^
Wifey will be there for the intros and pick up at the end.

She has been instructed to gather all relevant info.

I will no doubt be asked for final approval an any prospective winners.

I can hear the convo now:

"Which guy do you prefer?" - "Up to you"

Originally Posted by Iceman123

"Which guy do you prefer?" - "Up to you"

That way, if it all goes tits up, you gat all the blame.

This thread really does need a pic.

Preferably a bikini beach pic.

Ass pic more better...

Fairy nuff...

Originally Posted by Auroria

This thread really does need a pic.

Preferably a bikini beach pic.

I would but I have no permission at this stage, and I don"t think I would get her approval.
This may change once she traps a victim.


She has two meetings today, report will follow this evening.

Originally Posted by Auroria

This thread really does need a pic.

Preferably a bikini beach pic.

I've actually seen the lady in questions image.

Tidy ...

No bikini shots though.

Lovely smile ...
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Well done David, a true TD detective!
Now keep it to yourself or I will have to remove the profile before the TD weirdos arrive on mass.

If she draws a blank after 3 months, I can find a live in job for her mate. Could be here, Bali or Vietnam.
Not sure yet.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Well done David, a true TD detective!
Now keep it to yourself or I will have to remove the profile before the TD weirdos arrive on mass.

Mate, I've got more class then that.

The 'ole ... what goes on Tour, stays on Tour
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Originally Posted by Iceman123

before the TD weirdos arrive on mass.

If the coffee's spoiled, I'd consider a temporary, long-distance, cash sponsored relationship involving skype and those meat udders you bought for her.

Might even be able to screen shot her ass for you, Za.

I believe the cost of the partner Visa and related expenses in Australia is now well over $7,000. I would wonder about any guy who was willing to shell out that much for someone he cannot even communicate with.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

cannot even communicate with

There's more to communication than language

All you need is the BBQ, esky and KY in pointing range

^ Err what do you need the KY for Dill?

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

I would wonder about any guy who was willing to shell out that much for someone he cannot even communicate with.

She can probably text. They could sit in the living room and SMS each other all day.