Thread: One-Sided Sword fight after Thai wife chops off husband’s penis

One-Sided Sword fight after Thai wife chops off husband’s penis

One-Sided Sword fight after Thai wife chops off husband’s penis

Surgeons in northern Lampang province helped a man by reattaching his penis on Saturday after his wife used a kitchen knife to chop it clean off.

The 45-year-old man, whose name was withheld for, erm, many reasons, was transferred to Lampang Hospital from a hospital in the nearby Phayao province. Luckily for the man, he had the sense to salvage his manhood at the scene.

The victim, in obvious pain, lay on his hospital bed feeling slightly embarrassed as the doctors and nurses brought in the chopped off organ in a bag of ice.

Surgeons specializing in plastic surgery and urinary systems teamed up to take care of the delicate situation.

The reason for the attack, and why his wife felt the need to chop of her husband’s most prized possession is still not known, although I’m pretty sure most people can probably guess.

The good news for the victim is that the surgeons successfully reattached his genitals and then realigned his urinary tract.

However, and this is a big HOWEVER, the specialists said that he will not be able to have intercourse again due to the severe damage in the ligaments and the nerves, reported Sanook.

The victim is now recovering at the hospital.

One-Sided Sword fight after Thai wife chops off husband?s penis - PattayaOne

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

he had the sense to salvage his manhood at the scene.

Good onya, mate..."Focus on the cucumber...Must be strong"...

Jaysus...

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

the specialists said that he will not be able to have intercourse again

Not what he's "normally" used to, anyway...For a second opinion, call in a proctologist...

Sad state of affairs...

Cucumber.... Thai.....

The illustration should have been a Jelly Bean...

It's called micro-surgery for a reason

Seems to happen quite a lot over this way, but I hardly ever see a media report on the sentencing.

What sort of sentences do these jealous psychopaths typically get?

PHAYAO - A woman who cut off her husband’s penis with a kitchen knife in a fit of jealous rage has taken her own life by drinking pesticide at their house in Pong district.

Kawinnart Sae Zong, 33, of Santisuk village in tambon Khunkhuan, was declared dead on Monday morning after being admitted to a local hospital, according to Pol Capt Narin Cherdchu, duty officer at Pong police station.

Kawinnart cut off her husband Niran Sae Wang’s penis while the 38-year-old was sleeping at their house in Santisuk village about 2am on Saturday. She was furious after discovering he had repeatedly cheated on her.

Her husband suffered severe bleeding and neighbours rushed him to Pong Hospital, which later transferred him to Lampang Hospital where his penis was re-attached.

After the attack, Kawinnart locked herself in a room and drank pesticide, Pol Capt Narin said. Relatives immediately took her to Pong Hospital, which later transferred to Chiang Kham Hospital in the same province, where she died.

Penis-severing wife dies after drinking pesticide | Bangkok Post: news

Thatll teach him

^ He'll probably shoot her and her kids in the head when he gets out of hospital.

They do like a bit of revenge, the Thais.

Originally Posted by Auroria

^ He'll probably shoot her and her kids in the head when he gets out of hospital.

They do like a bit of revenge, the Thais.

Read my son, two posts above yours indicated she killed herself....

No happy ending.... Having a USELESS penis is prolly worse than having NO penis at all.

May aswell have forgone the surgery and just become a ladyboy.

Betting hes still happy he doesnt have a life of sitting down to pee.
Or is that squatting....

This is how i was hoping Puntys holiday would end.

Just before being outed by Pat

There need to be stiffer penalties for this sort of violation.

Nothing "stiffer" than having your cucumber sliced...

Imagine having to carry a firearm that would never unload!

prostate massage might work

^ By a buffalo, even...

Snaky, any update about his stump?

^ Heh...