Thread: Tattoos are for idiots

got a fair few. none particularly well thought out or done. suit me quite well

The ones on the face are really hard to figure. Who would hire someone with a tattoo on their face unless it was just the lowliest grunt work?

This I know is unfair but cant help thinking Empty Head when i see Tattoos. On woman I think tramp stamp.

Never had an idea good enough to get one. Probably never will

Plus the trendyness of them isn't helping. Every dumbass and their brother has them, its just kind of played out

Originally Posted by redhaze

Plus the trendyness of them isn't helping. Every dumbass and their brother has them, its just kind of played out

Very famous in thai...but for me..I dont like ...

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Very famous in thai...but for me..I dont like ...

Can't think why for the life of me.

Interesting (to me at least):

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

^ Good to see ya back Jim, ya crazy horse...

Always imagined you with tattoos - no disrespect intended.

I'm not inked, my Nan would kill me... I'd say 70% of Kiwis are marked.

It looks 'OK' on some people.. my brother's missus is a tattoo artist, covered in tats.. always on my back trying to get me to get one done...

I think it looks slutty on a girl *tramp stamp... (most of the time)...few exceptions...

Not for me, wouldn't suit me... it's become far too common... also, if I got ink, I wouldn't be allowed entry to Japan's Onsens (natural Spas)... as they identify tats with Yakuza (Mafia)...I'll pass...

Maoir Moko (Fact Tattoo)... yeah.. naah

It may sound crazy but I have an awful lot of scars from maniacs I have had the displeasure to meet
I got 180 stitches on my body in one night and left the hospital the next day only for them to burst open( I am scared of hospitals )
I am covered in scars that's a mans tattoo
I'm getting some terrible stick on Facebook because I have said anyone with a tattoo is twat
It's not different no more
And if That twat David Beckham and that useless fat [at][at][at][at] Robbie Williams are cool I'm a nigger faced clown
I hate tattoos

Get a tattoo on your neck, face or hand and you're generally giving up most chances of proper office work. heh

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Not for me, wouldn't suit me... it's become far too common... also, if I got ink, I wouldn't be allowed entry to Japan's Onsens (natural Spas)... as they identify tats with Yakuza (Mafia)...I'll pass...

Would not want to miss out on the Onsen so tatts would be a no-no in Japan.

Having said that I have seen Yakuzas in the Sento a couple of times over the years.

^ All good bro... I'm down with the Yakuzas (being one myself 55)...

Onsens in the snow... heaven on earth.

Done a few onsens in the rain in Tokyo (which is actually kind of weird) but never done the snow.

Did some up in the mountains on the Ryokan trail near Fuji which was high altitude in among pines and very cold so the baths had clouds of steam coming of them - pretty cool.

What's an Onsen? a Jap ladyboy I'm guessing

^where you get your monkey cleaned!

^
My missus tits look like those on that ape.

Never liked Tattoos.. seems low class and trashy. Why mutilate your body with pretty pictures that you'll get bored of in a month or two?

They look especially bad on women to me.. i don't know why but they're off putting somewhat.. Even if its a little feminine rose on an ankle..

I remember years back when i was at college all the lads were getting those awful tribal tattoos on their shoulders

Originally Posted by jimbobs

I've got one on my dick
It says supervalifragulistichpalisdockick
It's very descent in 2" letters

I've got one on my pecker jimbobs it say WOG but when I get a Johnson going on it says Wollongong.

Here!! sexy tattoo..

Originally Posted by Simon43

I've got a winged-something tattoo at the base of my spine.

The tramp stamp space is the weirdest spot for blokes to have a tattoo I think.

I remember seeing a bloke on the beach with his kids and he had a blokes name tattooed above his arse.

Tatts are fine as long as ya can cover them up.

Most people realize that when ya get older they look like shit and brand you as a silly old coont.

It's the face ones that are truly top of the range for being a complete fuking dumb fuk.

Seen a young girl the other day covered in face tatts, Jesus, will she be sorry in a few years once she gets of the Ya-Ba.

Good lookin bitch she was, mommy and daddy must be horrified that their daughter is fuked in the head.

Originally Posted by Looper

I remember seeing a bloke on the beach with his kids and he had a blokes name tattooed above his arse.

Maybe one of his kids names