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    My sheep sxxxing trip to deepest darkest Wales picture thread.

    Time to go abroad and check out the natives culture.

    Checklist ...

    50 notes as it's en vogue and the price of Mutton has sky rocketed since Brexit.

    One pair of Wellington boots for obvious cultural reasons.

    A can of Pringles as these can be used instead of hard currency.

    One Mutton pie delivered from Loy Toys Pie emporium, 6 months late but still nice and chewy.

    One Traditional Black British passport as required by Brexit law 69, paragraph 2Es.

    One Lightning McQueen comfort blanket.

    Finally one old battered keyboard in case i get attacked by a Jihadi,Islamist, Muslim suicide bomber.





    The pie's eaten and the boots are on, time to hit the road to deepest darkest Wales and continue my road trip report.

    Wifi may be intermittent, but i'll endeavour to keep you informed of my exploits.

    CCC

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    One has to be very brave to venture into Wales.

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    Wales is a great place to visit, on my first ever visit to Wales I was seduced by a horny Alaskan babe, many happy memories of Wales.

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    I've just stopped as Chester services as That Mutton pie went straight through me, should be hitting the Welsh border within the hour if i don't get caught short again

    Wales beckons

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    So you're going into deepest darkest Wales, is that a trip down a coal mine then Shirley Bassey.

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    Heh...See 13 of those 50's...How much does sheep sxxxing cost?...This is "laid out" like a ShrewedPunter thread...

    Luck with it, Chitty...Recommend watching Woody Allen's Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex...

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    It's dark and i'm in Wales, set up camp and the beer is flowing.
    My new BFF has been sick as a dog all night, not sure if it's the culture shock or Loy Toys new range of monster munch pies..



    The excitement is growing for on the morrow we venture off in wellies, sheep sxxxing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
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    50 notes as it's en vogue and the price of Mutton has sky rocketed since Brexit.

    That's a decent wedge for sinsot in Wales, Chitty. May you have a long and happy life together with whichever lucky sheep you choose.

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    He could buy most of Wales with that lot.

    Having Sid that, the place has many endearing qualities, the least of which is allowing an alien to manage the national rugby heritage.
    What happened to Max Boyce's outside half factory?

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    9.81 million sheep and lambs in Wales, compared to 3,026,000 people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wonton
    9.81 million sheep and lambs in Wales, compared to 3,026,000 people.
    Lot's of opportunity for interaction then.
    Go Chitty.

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    Thanx for the pix, chitty. Good luck in finding the perfect sheep.

    Does he really need the passport? Isn't a nat'l ID card sufficient? (Wales is part of the UK, right?) Is there a border, with.checkpts & guards? Will his passport get stamped? => all serious questions, thanks for the answers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    s there a border, with.checkpts & guards? Will his passport get stamped? => all serious questions, thanks for the answers!
    Don't be going Plaid Cymru any more daft ideas Katie.

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    ^^^ fucked if I know chas,just play the scarlets first 15?

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    So the passport was just for show, eh? I remember that my pp didn't get stamped when I traveled from from one country to another in the Schengen zone.

    Plaid Cymru, had to google that. New words for the day. I only knew plaid = checkered cloth. Cheers, chas!

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    ^ Welcome.
    I did think about that after posted it, but knew you would not be beaten by it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wonton View Post
    9.81 million sheep and lambs in Wales, compared to 3,026,000 people.
    He's spoiled for choice then, in'he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    He's spoiled for choice then, in'he?
    Yes, but one still has to make an effort if one wants a pretty one.

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    I thought decorum stated that you waited until it was dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    I thought decorum stated that you waited until it was dark
    Why ? Do you always switch the light off ? The Welsh are bold people and enjoy themselves as and when the need arises.

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    CCC caught in the act ,




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    I once had a Welsh girlfriend, nice girl own job flat in London clean and well mannered.
    Met her in an east end night club, one of the first things I said to her was I hope your not seeing a therapist because every woman I meet is seeing a therapist. No , she was not in the therapy.
    Weeks later she had something to tell me, she was in therapy, for when she was a young lass on a lonely farmstead her brother repeatedly tried to shag her.
    Fk I do meet them.

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    ^
    I suppose being detained in an asylum will certainly increase your chances.

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    I'm at work now so I had to speed read that last post.

    Welsh gf, flat clean & well manered.
    Met her east end club. No therapy needed.
    Weeks later on farmstead brother repeatedly shagged her.
    Now in therapy I do meet them.Fk.

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    Boyo TD roving reporter Snakeyboyo ye caught me on camera this morning.
    She was a fine bit of mutton, her name was Barrbera.
    Babs for short as she's affectionately known to the locals, I'm meeting her family tonight for lamb chop chops, heathen cannibals
    Going to go looking for a suitable cliff top play on today...

    Picture coming when I can

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