As assistant deputy secretary of the FOS foundation I'm proud to announce that the 25th of May has been declared "Red Star" day.
On this auspicious occasion all those donating reds to the FOS target will receive honorary degrees from the University of Brighton.
Those reds accompanied by warm and heartfelt messages will also be entered in to the FOS super prize raffle.
Prizes include a yacht, a BMW automobile and a weekend with 2 young Thai girls who are studying in the UK.
So, get your clicking fingers ready and let's make it go with a bang.
Regards,
F. Luke
A.D.S. the Fuck Off Smeg society.
FOS is a registered charity # 1011100110