Thread: Thai men - like em?

^So you drink his piss while he does the dishes?

only when fuckbuddy Earl drops in for a drink...otherwise, it's JWB...

You must have some real wild parties

Gotta love the way that Thai guys huck up their phlem in the gents and grow their fingernail long on their small finger.

You know what that fingernail is for?...

Nosepicking implement?

Chinese do the whole phlegm thing worse than anyone I've heard. Those staying in cheap hotels are the worst, of course.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I don't know anyone who has made a true Thai male friend from their time in Thailand.

I suppose my ex father-in-law and/or brother-in-law do not qualify since we met based on a marriage/family, etc. But for what it's worth, I wouldn't trust her to shine a penny (divorced over 10 years ago), but I'd buy land under either of their names and sleep well at night.

Beyond that, I call exactly two Thai men "true friends."

The kinds of guys I would call in an emergency (and have) and trust as far as you can trust any real friend.

I used to go out with their mates fairly often.
Whoever instigated the night out, generally got the bill....or the majority of it.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

You know what that fingernail is for?...

• nose pick
• ear pick
• acne scraper
• drug scoop
• fashion
• status/class (i.e. no hard labor) - although today many levels don the nasty thing
• a tool i.e.: opening packages, envelopes
• luck
• remove the possibility of left-handed handshakes

Yep...And a pickle "fork," too...

olive spear

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

I mean, a neck massage feels good, granted...But not while I'm trying to piss...

I just turn my head to the side and say "wait a minute."

After finishing my biz and zipping up, I slide to the side and "spread em" on the wall to allow him to proceed. Get loosened up, tip well and move on.

On return trips, I politely 'pass.'

^ I see...When you turn your head to the side, you piss on him...Clever move...

What would the ladies think if some "attendants" climbed in the squat toilet with them?...Heh...

Guess they could each hold an arm...

^^ Why would I piss on my future masseuse?

I just pause the drain and give him a brief glimpse at what he won't be getting.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

You know what that fingernail is for?...

it is on the left hand and it is grown long as an arsehole cleaner

^^oh puh-leez! It's already tough to position one's self on a squat toilet! We don't think of stuff like that. All efforts are concentrated on the task at hand - to pee and not wet one's shoes, pants or skirt! And the purse hanging on one's neck! All the more difficult on a moving train!!! Uggh!

*clicks on amazon to buy the she-wee...

Originally Posted by katie23

^^oh puh-leez!

please for your own wiper or for a fecal face drop?

How much are they on Amazon, Katie?...Would a lady appreciate that kind of gift?...

@hick - you are "kadiri"! I carry my own wet wipes, thank you very much!

@bb - lol. I dunno. The amazon thing was a joke. Don't know how much it costs there. As to being a suitable gift, I think there has to be a level of closeness if a guy were to give it to a girl. If they're close, then she'll prolly just laugh & think it's a gag gift. If not close, she may think he's a perv... heh...

^ 555...Good answer, Katie...I was just joking, too...(she clicks on amazon, 555)...I almost fell for it...Heh...

Originally Posted by katie23

@hick - you are "kadiri"! I carry my own wet wipes, thank you very much!

I had to look that up

Heh Yeah, I tend to be...not so much in person, tho.

Wet wipes are goooood. They're velly goooooood.

But maybe not quite as good as my portable bidet.



Did you ever hear about the elderly Japanese women who work as "ass scrubbers" for sumo wrestlers?...as they cannot reach.

Apparently you only need an extendable scrub brush and a bucket to apply, although an ability to withstand kadiri is recommended.

^55 good thing I have a job, so I don't need to be a sumo ass wiper. Cheers!

Plus points for the correct use of kadiri. Vely good!

Jaysus...Here we go...