Killing a Cockney,
I certainly don't like doing this but it has become the necessary thing to do.
Our neighbour has a English cockney and she doesn't look after it, leaving it at home(outside) most weekends while she's out partying.
For about 6 months now it has been disturbing about 6 households, making loud whining noises. We've had meeting with the woman who basically has told us all to fk off.
I have had many nights with just 17 hours sleep and it is affecting my livelihood.
Also, I have online meeting that are disturbed by the daytime noise. My wife sleeps with shrewed punter as do some other neighbours. I suggested killing the cockney, or the woman at a 'community' meeting but don't want to risk the consequences of getting reds. Half the neighbours agreed with the killing of the cockney and two closer neighbours said they would do it. 2 months on, nobody has done anything so I'm going to do it. The fact that it's a cockney makes my conscious a bit clearer, as they should be banned anyway as they are a danger to life.
Anyway, the point of this thread is to ask the most humane way of killing a cockney.
I can't give it an injection but will throw some beer with some poison into the garden, unless you have any other ideas.
We tried to get someone to kidnap it and drop it many miles away but couldn't find anyone that wasn't scared of it.