Thread: Which Underarm Deoderant Do You Use ( if Any)

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

And even with that I still smell better than your average soap-dodging trumpkin inbred redneck.

How many inbred rednecks have you smelled?

Well there's you for a start, you smell like the inside of a turkish wrestler's jockstrap I'm told.

USA Team Sport.

Originally Posted by Slick

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

And even with that I still smell better than your average soap-dodging trumpkin inbred redneck.

How many inbred rednecks have you smelled?

Sick is just adding to the vitriol that he sent me (and the reds) regarding the Policeman murdered at the Houses of Parliament and now my post in this thread regarding trying to remain reasonably hygenic and socially acceptable in company.

Or Nivea, or Axe.

Might try that Crystal stuff out - sweaty summer ahead.

Originally Posted by toslti

Originally Posted by Slick

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

And even with that I still smell better than your average soap-dodging trumpkin inbred redneck.

How many inbred rednecks have you smelled?

Sick is just adding to the vitriol that he sent me (and the reds) regarding the Policeman murdered at the Houses of Parliament and now my post in this thread regarding trying to remain reasonably hygenic and socially acceptable in company.

Slick, hygienic and socially acceptable?

Git tae fuck.

cash - works on everyone

Nivea, Rexona or Dove. Depends what's on special offer. Roll on.

Rolls on well now all my underarm hair has fallen out!! And, yes, can't be bothered shaving there in the Winter.

No offence but Lynx spray on deodorant is the odour that identifies twats,middle-aged personality free middle managers.BTW when I was a lad dousing oneself with Lynx like aerosol was referred to as a "Paki shower"

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I went into a store and asked for 'men's deodorants'. The lady asked me 'balls or aerosol?' I replied 'neither, it's for my armpits'.

A timeless 'Not The Nine O'clock News' classic!

Originally Posted by rainman

No offence but Lynx spray on deodorant is the odour that identifies twats,middle-aged personality free middle managers.BTW when I was a lad dousing oneself with Lynx like aerosol was referred to as a "Paki shower"

Popular culture validates my social class prejudices.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Roll on. Whatever my wife brings home from the store.

Man to Pharmacy girl: I'd like to buy a deodorant please.

Pharmacy girl: Roll on ball?

Man: No,just underarm will do.