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**tomcat** · 16-04-2017, 11:18 AM

...male abortion rights are next!

Hillary Clinton praises bill that would fine men for masturbating
By Benjamin Butterworth

Hillary Clinton has praised a bill that would fine men for masturbating.

The proposal, introduced in the US state of Texas, would fine men $100 (£82) for masturbating unless they do it in an approved medical facility.
Secretary Clinton, who is the most voted for woman in American history, spoke out about the proposal at an event in Houston, Texas.

“The message sure resonated,” Mrs Clinton told an assembled luncheon for Annie’s List when talking about the bill.

The Man’s Right to Know Act, as it’s known, would mean Texas men can only masturbate under supervision and inside approved health care facilities.
The provocative bill made it past the first phase to becoming legislation after its first reading in the House of Representatives last week.

“When you seriously try to kick millions of women and families off their health insurance,” the former First Lady said, “when you believe it would be the right thing to do for your political base to defund Planned Parenthood even though the majority of America disagrees with you, that is not empowering women, that is just meanness, that is cruelty,” Clinton told the crowd of about 2,500 assembled at a Marriott Marquis in downtown Houston.

The bill was introduced by Representative Jessica Farrar in response to debates around women’s reproductive health across the US.

Intended as an attack on the way that male politicians try to make judgements on women’s bodies, the bill would restrict men in the same way that some seek to restrict women’s access to abortions and contraceptives.

Her proposal says that any: “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”

The bill also calls for men to have a rectal exam before they can be prescribed Viagra or be given a vasectomy.

Hillary Clinton praises bill that would fine men for masturbating · PinkNews

**Slick** · 16-04-2017, 11:22 AM

Feel good politics.

Hillary Clinton.

Pink News.

I wonder how much time that politician wasted drawing up complete horseshit.

Keep it up Dems.

**tomcat** · 16-04-2017, 11:26 AM

...^self-abuse is a sin, you know...

**Maanaam** · 16-04-2017, 12:14 PM

Old news about the bill. And of course Hilary would support it. It's a deliberately and transparently cynical swipe at abortion laws. That's all. It's a message and never intended to pass.
It wouldn't matter if it did pass. Any man caught wanking would be done for public indecency before being charged with this.
Not many mothers catching their teenager out would dob them in.

I suppose there should be a clause to allow emissions from wet dreams to be considered as natural and unavoidable

**Maanaam** · 16-04-2017, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by tomcat

self-abuse is a sin

What's the difference between self abuse and self pleasure?

**UrbanMan** · 16-04-2017, 12:31 PM

men should have abortion rights

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Not many mothers catching their teenager

**tomcat** · 16-04-2017, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Maanaam

What's the difference between self abuse and self pleasure?

religion

**johpam** · 19-04-2017, 06:45 PM

What about a wet dream? Will you get fined for that aswell?

**DrB0b** · 19-04-2017, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by tomcat

self-abuse is a sin

What's the difference between self abuse and self pleasure?

Calluses.

**sabang** · 19-04-2017, 10:14 PM

If I had stuck with onanism, I would be a much wealthier man now. Stuff the callouses.

**tomcat** · 19-04-2017, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by sabang

If I had stuck with onanism

reminder: wash hands afterwards...

**Commander Shepphard** · 20-04-2017, 12:56 AM

Shillary the lesbian, no surprise.

**Maanaam** · 20-04-2017, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Commander Shepphard

Shillary the lesbian, no surprise.

With Yoko Ono.

**lob** · 20-04-2017, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by tomcat

self-abuse is a sin

What's the difference between self abuse and self pleasure?

the one u allow urself,,,, the other , religion disallows,, same same but different.

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