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    Pattaya hoes stoop when they pass me - wtf?

    Yes, I know all about the Thai habit of stooping your head when passing someone more important or 'respected' than you, such as a monk or an old person.

    I just didn't expect the 'hoes' (bless them) in Pattaya Soi Post Office to do it to me as they pass.

    They are definitely not doing it to any other punters - I've checked as guys walk past.

    But I'm sitting outside my guesthouse writing PHP code on my laptop and as the girls walk past me on the pavement, they bob their heads.

    I can only assume that they either think I'm a monk (rather unlikely as I'm wearing my running shorts).

    Or... my cosmetic surgery treatment on my face to look younger has dismally failed, and the girls are amazed that someone so aged and decrepit as me has managed to stagger downstairs without the assistance of a stern matron.
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Well if you're sitting down and they are walking they have to look down to see you ��

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    they bob their heads.
    Indian hoes.

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    Indian hoes.
    Goodness gracious me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    They are definitely not doing it to any other punters - I've checked as guys walk past.
    May be you're a good payer?

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    Perhaps dem girls recognise Simon43 as an ajarn.

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    To those seasoned babes you look like an easy mark Simon, loose the cheap tourists Singha vest and try not to look more nonchalant as those titties come into view, they're just reacting to your body language.

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    So it's caused by bobbing tits ^ not bobbing heads.

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    Its always about the titties mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I'm wearing my running shorts
    Cock watchers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post

    But I'm sitting outside my guesthouse writing PHP code on my laptop and as the girls walk past me on the pavement, they bob their heads.
    Maybe they want you to make them a websai?
    I'm sure you could teach 'em a thing or three.

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    Maybe they think your Indian, of a higher caste.

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    They think that they have seen you before, mistaking you for Shrewed Punter.

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    In Pattaya?

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    Maybe they want you to make them a websai?
    LoL, I remember now that maybe 12 years ago or so, I used to make 'escort' websites for Bangkok bar girls, in return for free sex

    That was a business venture that I should have concentrated more on...

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    Clearly showing respect for your advanced age.

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    Simon,it is that they can pick up the vibe that you are a noted foreign correspondent
    and automatically think ..respect...

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    Foreign correspondent...property magnate...TEFLer...is it any wonder their knickers drop faster than Sunderland with Moyes?

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    You reckon you've got problems? Two women have called me 'poppa' in the last couple of months- utterly hate it!

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    Maybe they fancy themselves as hotel owners mate

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    Smurfs are very well respected in most parts of Asia...

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    writing PHP
    They're stifling their laughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    So it's caused by bobbing tits ^ not bobbing heads.
    Hey man ... Do you carry a tube of this with you everywhere you go:



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    Yes it helps ^ with the hemoroids, just pile it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Yes it helps ^ with the hemoroids, just pile it on.
    Don't know how it's spelled but I love gobs of wasabi with the Thai dish 'Puh Lo'.

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