No that was crazy dog, I should know. Leicester as you ask is a multiculteral shit hole with large areas occupied by various ethnics who have nothing to do with each other. The Muslims being the worst of course. Crazy dog was never a teacher nor was DD and I suspect neither was MD, it was Drummond with his 'investigative' brilliance who somehow came to that conclusion, because somebody told him it was so. Most amusing, but not so much when you are being lied about by somebody.
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For somebody who's only recently joined, how do you know all that? ^
Oh dear don't tell me i've given the game away, actually DD was very good over the gutter journalist, or so i'm told
I've never read those threads between Drummond and DD
Can they be bounced back into life?
Then Me and Thingmeabob 3 can read it for the first time.
I think some of it was deleted by DD towards the end, around the of later part of 2010, not after anyway
I've built a pile of garbage in my front garden.
My car cost more than my home.
I speak twice as loudly as I need to with my friends, using a piercing nasal tone, so that people 25 metres away can hear our conversation.
I encourage my children to scream in public places so they'll do it less at home.
At junctions I stick my bonnet a foot into the traffic so it has to slow down, then I pull out far more slowly than necessary.
I'm too lazy to slow down when I catch up with slower traffic, so I use my headlights like laser beams to clear oncoming traffic as I overtake.
I pump the accelerator because I hate travelling at a constant speed.
I say that farang when I could say that person.
^ When reading the first four on your list, I thought you were living in Jones County, Georgia.
I hold hands with my friends when I cross a street.
I can wai while holding my dog, car keys, purse, and glass of beer.
I let my dog sleep in the middle of the street.
I leave my shoes in the condo corridor to make them everyone else's problem.
Whenever someone asks me for directions, I nod sagely and move my head in a random direction, in order to avoid losing face. Sometimes I gesture vaguely with an arm.
And when my wife requires information of some sort, I ask a local and then proceed to have a 10 minute conversation with them. Or until my wife looks like she's going to melt into the pavement.....whichever is the longer.
I never shout or speak loudly, as this would be uncultured. But if I'm drunk and making a huge noise with my stereo at 2 am and a nasty farang complains, I shout "fuck you....you die", because it's their fault for complaining.
If bad man neighbor ask me to stop my dog shitting and pissing on his car/house/wife or from barking it's head off 24/7 I am mortally offended and cannot understand how he can embarrass me like that. First I consider having him beaten up or shot but that would be bad karma, so I just never ever speak to him again, or even look at him, i buy another dog!
I think people who walk anywhere are poor.
I've made a career out of barbequing little sticks with meat on them.
The only English word i know is You.
I find myself pointing with my nose when my hands are fullOriginally Posted by misskit
I point lost tourists in any direction rather than lose face.
And I ride my scooter like a cont, with a constant nod
Being deafened by a PA system in a shopping centre motivates me to buy.
FunnyOriginally Posted by Immigrunt
I would do this for a living lmao.I've made a career out of barbequing little sticks with meat on them.
I walk into blinding rush hour traffic, away from any crossing or anything vaguely resembling an intersection, and just assume everything will sort itself out.
I buy pineapples at 7am, because that's when the guy drives around in his truck with the loudspeakers
I've noticed that I help myself to other peoples possessions more than I did, it's not stealing I'm entitled to stuff.
I spend 15 minutes in the men's cubicles pissing all over the toilet seat.
I run into policemen and drag them under my car, then drink to beat the stress of it all.
I no longer attempt to hide my willy when a female toilet attendant is near me.
Becoming smug....
When I see a white European I stare and say "Farang "
I shamelessly peer over at the farang pissing next to me because I have a complex about my dick size and all farang have big dicks and their women big noom
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