My Wife Married me for a Green Card

[Cold Pizza]

I don't think this applies to Thailand much but it does apply around the world at times.

I was offered money to have a fake marriage.

Sadly, Rich "Piano" got duped.

Beware and be strong!

Rich openly and honestly describes his pain.

[UrbanMan]

In his case, they may have split up because he's a genetic mutant.

[baldrick]

I imagine vapid pizza was asked to pay up front

[Cold Pizza]

I imagine vapid pizza was asked to pay up front

Nope.

Thanks a lot, man.

But regardless, it was ridiculous.

I was in Ft. Lauderdale, FL.

She was a South African. We were both in our late 20s.

F-that.

[CaptainNemo]

Where's that magic jive-talking donkey?

[Cold Pizza]

Where's that magic jive-talking donkey?

Who are you asking?

And please, change that avatar.