Thread: The Internet Warriors

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

You what, love?

In the beginning was the lav, and the lav was with Gloria, and the lav was Gloria.
The same was in the beginning with Gloria.
All fakements were made by her; and nanti her was not any fakement made that was made.
In her was life; and the life was the sparkle of homies.
And the sparkle shineth in munge; and the munge comprehended it not.
There was a homie laued from Gloria, whose name was Jane.
The same trolled for a varda-ing fakement, to bear varda-ing fakement of the sparkle, that all homies through her might believe.
She was not that sparkle, but was laued to bear varda-ing fakement of that sparkle.
That was the true sparkle, which lighteth every homie that trolleth into the world.
She was in the world, and the world was made by her, and the world knew her not.
She trolled unto her own, and her own lalled her not.
But as many as lalled her, to them parkered she power to become the homie chavvies of Gloria, even to them that believe on her name:
Which were born, not of blood, nishta of the will of the flesh, nishta of the will of homie, but of Gloria.
And the lav was made flesh, and letted among us, (and we beheld her fabeness, the fabeness as of the only begotten of the Auntie,) full of gracie and truth.
Jane bare varda-ing fakement of her, and screeched, cackling, This was she of whom I cackled, she that trolleth after me is preferred before me: for she was before me.
And of her fulness have all we lalled, and gracie for gracie.
For the law was parkered by Maureen, but gracie and truth trolled by Josie Crystal.
No homie hath vardad Gloria at any time, the only begotten homie chavvie, which is in the bosom of the Auntie, she hath screeched her.
And this is the record of Jane, when the kosher homies laued godly homies and Levites from Jerusalem to ask her, Who art thou?
And she confessed, and denied not; but confessed, I am not the Crystal.
And they asked her, What then? Art thou Elias? And she cackleth, I am not. Art thou that prophet? And she answered, No.
Then cackled they unto her, Who art thou? that we may parker an answer to them that laued us. What cackleth thou of thyself?
She cackled, I am the cackling fakement of una screeching in the nishta smoke, Make hettie the way of the Duchess, as cackled the prophet Esaias.
And they which were laued were of the lily laws.
And they asked her, and cackled unto her, Why baptizest thou then, if thou be not that Crystal, nishta Elias, nishta that prophet?
Jane answered them, cackling, I baptize with aqua: but there standeth una among you, whom ye know not;
She it is, who trolling after me is preferred before me, whose slingback‘s latchet I am not bona to unloose.
These fakements were done in Bethabara beyond Jordan, where Jane was baptizing.
The next journo Jane vardaeth Josie trolling unto her, and cackleth, varda the Lamb of Gloria, which lelleth away the kertever of the world.
This is she of whom I cackled, After me trolleth a homie which is preferred before me: for she was before me.
And I knew her not: but that she should be made manifest to Israel, therefore am I troll baptizing with aqua.
And Jane bare record, cackling, I vardad the Fairy trolling down from heaven like a dove, and it letted upon her.
And I knew her not: but she that laued me to baptize with aqua, the same cackled unto me, Upon whom thou shalt varda the Fairy trolling down, and remaining on her, the same is she which baptizeth with the Fantabulosa Fairy.
And I vardad, and bare record that this is the homie chavvie of Gloria.
Again the next journo after Jane stood, and dewey of her disciples;
And looking upon Josie as she minced, she cackleth, varda the Lamb of Gloria!
And the dewey disciples aunt nelled her cackle, and they trolled after Josie.
Then Josie turned, and vardad them following, and cackleth unto them, What charper ye? They cackled unto her, Rabbi, (which is to cackle, being interpreted, Master,) where dwellest thou?
She cackleth unto them, troll and varda. They trolled and vardad where she letted, and letted with her that journo: for it was about the dachath hour.
Una of the dewey which aunt nelled Jane cackle, and trolled after her, was Andrea, Simone Petra‘s sister.
She first findeth her own sister Simone, and cackleth unto her, We have found the Messias, which is, being interpreted, the Crystal.
And she brought her to Josie. And when Josie beheld her, she cackled, Thou art Simone the homie chavvie of Jona: thou shalt be screeched Cephas, which is by interpretation, A stone.
The journo following Josie would troll forth into Galilee, and findeth Phyllis, and cackleth unto her, troll after me.
Now Phyllis was of Bethsaida, the smoke of Andrea and Petra.
Phyllis findeth Nathanael, and cackleth unto her, We have found her, of whom Maureen in the law, and the prophets, did screeve, Josie of Nazareth, the homie chavvie of Josephine.
And Nathanael cackled unto her, Can there any bona fakement troll out of Nazareth? Phyllis cackleth unto her, troll and varda.
Josie vardad Nathanael trolling to her, and cackleth of her, varda an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!
Nathanael cackleth unto her, Whence knowest thou me? Josie answered and cackled unto her, Before that Phyllis screeched thee, when thou wast under the fig tree, I vardad thee.
Nathanael answered and cackleth unto her, Rabbi, thou art the homie chavvie of Gloria; thou art the dowriest homie of Israel.
Josie answered and cackled unto her, Because I cackled unto thee, I vardad thee under the fig tree, believest thou? thou shalt varda dowrier fakements than these.
And she cackleth unto her, Verily, verily, I cackle unto you, Hereafter ye shall varda heaven open, and the fairies of Gloria trolling up and trolling down upon the homie chavvie of homie.