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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    Are you implying that because my past was wild, I'm still wild?
    Not speaking for UrbanMan, but Ill chime in with my thoughts:

    No, but the inclination is still there.

    Personally, I don't wish to delve too deep into a females past as most (not all) people, male and female, have been through a slutty phase. Some more than others. Everyone likes to fuck. Females are just as deviant as males. Speaking for myself, if I know the female is of a slutty past, I steer clear of anything serious but I'm still 'open' to a 'relationship' if that makes any sense.

    Im married now though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    a walking alimentary canal with a turd halfway through it and handbag hanging off it
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    my penis is exceptionally long thick and veiny - PM me for pics ;D )
    Is that D for me or Dicky?

    I may well do now you've put me off pussy
    I can't remember... my main superpowers as a seasoned online troll are my complete lack of empathy and my complete lack of memory - it makes it very difficult to get offended, especially if I start insulting myself out of sheer boredom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    a walking alimentary canal with a turd halfway through it and handbag hanging off it
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    my penis is exceptionally long thick and veiny - PM me for pics ;D )
    Is that D for me or Dicky?

    I may well do now you've put me off pussy

    Knew it wouldn't take long for the truer homoerotic side of this thread to shine.
    Well done.

    Pooves.

    You're just playing hard to get Jeff... we know what you and SeekingAss get up to inbetween posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    When I was in my mid twenties and living in BKK,

    Now, sex in the 2000s era = condoms. In the old days, I'd leave a few mins after sex... Guys would complain they felt used. 555.

    Anyways, now that I'm in my mid 30s
    Mid twenties to mid thirties, only ten years. 2017 - 10 = 2007. So your then, was now (2000s era = condoms), was it not?

    In any case, I believe people's attitude regarding what sort of sex is exciting does not change. If your the sort who wants to eff many, that does not change. Its why you read here about the married lads who go off with prossies and easy ladies on a regular basis - that is who they are - there is no, getting it out of your system.

    Whenever I've met a woman with a past that includes a time of wildness, I know that despite what she might say, she still has that inclination, and its a given attempting something long-lasting would be futile.
    Are you implying that because my past was wild, I'm still wild?

    While my taste and preferences on some things that are essentially me remain, my outlook, expectations, needs and priorities have changed. True, I'm not in a long term or serious relationship right now, but it's not because I was dishonest.... It's mostly because I chose this route, and experiences lead me to this choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs View Post
    At least GF is being honest
    I think most of the guys on here say they where never wild in their younger days because they never had the opportunity
    They where ugly shy nerds who got financial security in their middle years and went to to Thailand for pussy
    Now they kid themselves and everyone else that they are here for alternative reasons
    I have seen some of the twats in Thailand and it's the only place they could get a bird
    What makes me laugh is no matter what you try to portray to others if a westerner sees a nerdy old looking ferang with a Thai woman, they think she's a brass ..FACT
    Respectability and Thai brides are few and far between to your avarage joe in UK
    Amen.

    At least I'll be a man enough to admit I had shitload of ugly zits on my face and could never get a girl to kiss me let alone fuck me until they started clearing up at the age of 20.

    I never paid for sex and I never will. Do you get a hard on buying a printer while swiping your credit card on Amazon? Screw paying.... a quality wank watching a cuck husband give away his lovely wife to a BBC is much better.

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    ^ I've paid for every bit of pussy I ever had either directly or indirectly
    I see nothing wrong with renting a woman for an hour
    Each to their own

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy
    Do you get a hard on buying a printer while swiping your credit card on Amazon? Screw paying.
    So you swiped your printer?...And what's a printer to do with the price of pussy in Pattaya?...

    Heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy
    Do you get a hard on buying a printer while swiping your credit card on Amazon? Screw paying.
    So you swiped your printer?...And what's a printer to do with the price of pussy in Pattaya?...

    Heh...
    My printer is of world standard.

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    ^ Does she have a sister?...

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    No, she has a Brother.

    You see what I did there?

    I crack myself up/

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    Fooking well done...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    It's mostly because I chose this route, and experiences lead me to this choice.
    You know that's how I feel? And being quite a bit older than GF I have a feeling it's the end of the road as far as sex is concerned. Still, it's just a feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    So you swiped your printer?
    The commonplace thing is to copy your penis but blow it up before you show it around.

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    For me I dont have sex with someone I dont love...I flirt but I hard to date people so my life time most of the time I spend with friends...If I am bored just go out meet friends or shopping...go beach or some where...I am too shy with someone I dont know but I talk too much with my close friends...I feel disgusting if I will fuck someone I dont know or I just know them not long...for my rule I will have sex with someone I love only...

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    ^^ Would it still fit on Twitter or whatever the fook they call it?...

    There's hope for you, yet, Sumbitch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Do you get a hard on buying a printer while swiping your credit card on Amazon?
    No, but some definite successive twitching. It's the gargantuan credit limit, you see...


    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    for my rule I will have sex with someone I love only...
    A: How do you know if you love him?

    B: Some women won't give up their pussy (virginity / hymen wall and/or 1st time) before marriage, but sex in their ass with (a 1 night-stand for example) is ok.
    Any thoughts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by koman
    Jeesus Looper, that's pretty deep..... You do realize this is TD, right?...
    yeah - I heard the blokes here on TD only manage to go 3 inches deep
    Only if I get to do it twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick
    A: How do you know if you love him?
    I dont know what love is...cant tell about detail ..just feel good and happy to be with someone ...sometime fight thats normal...


    Quote Originally Posted by hick
    B: Some women won't give up their pussy (virginity / hymen wall and/or 1st time) before marriage, but sex in their ass with (a 1 night-stand for example) is ok. Any thoughts?
    Lol I never try it so I dont know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    a walking alimentary canal
    Seeing woman as that implies you think of them as walking anuses.
    Life-support system for a vagina may be more accurate since you profess to like women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3 View Post
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    I love my family. I have no desire to have sex with any of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanMan View Post
    What about your spouse?
    well Nev?
    I am celibate.
    AKA I can't get a girlfriend
    prolly like me cant get a stiffy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    a walking alimentary canal
    Seeing woman as that implies you think of them as walking anuses.
    Life-support system for a vagina may be more accurate since you profess to like women.

    Came to mind...



    preferable:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    a walking alimentary canal
    Seeing woman as that implies you think of them as walking anuses.
    Life-support system for a vagina may be more accurate since you profess to like women.
    Was I only referring to women? I don't think so. I do think it's no bad thing to not idolise people, and if you see an "amazingly beautiful woman" to imagine a turd moving through them... it's about having perspective... not being overawed... seeing them as a just another human meatsack like yourself, and being mindful of flaws, and biohazards that could ruin your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza
    For me I dont have sex with someone I dont love...I flirt but I hard to date people so my life time most of the time I spend with friends...If I am bored just go out meet friends or shopping.
    In my experience and many others, this quality of sociability is what makes most women so endearing and special. Yet, this quality is available to everyone but it seems to me it's not so easy to obtain. So many men, myself included, have at one time or another, been ill at ease in their own skin and being sociable is the last thing they want to be. Whereas women, no matter their size or shape, seem to have no problem at all with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
    just another human meatsack
    Quality trolling, or indicative of inner darkness.

    Don Henley has a song with a great lyric, "Don't you know that women are the only works of art?!" Seems you disagree.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sumbitch
    many men ... being sociable is the last thing they want to be. Whereas women, no matter their size or shape, seem to have no problem at all with it.
    I am generally indifferent about hearing the boring "how was your day" details of others. We all have basically the same day over and over. Discuss it? Yawn.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sumbitch
    this quality of sociability is what makes most women so endearing and special
    It's their bodies, actually. And what said bodies inspire (in the vein of being endearing) ... yeah okay, lets use the word inspire. You inspire me, dear. Much more romantic than, lets f**k.


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    It's true that the genders have different interests but my point is that women can make friends with all other women and discuss anything with them. Men don't have a clue, generally, how to approach, let alone interact with, other male strangers. At worst, they find a scapegoat, such as hatred, ignorance and prejudice. At best it's a few laughs and I'll see you tomorrow. But really I only conclude that septics fit the above description perfectly.

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