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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD
    Now ... that would be kinky, would it not?
    ^indeed, but with a practical side: plenty of good flossing material there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky View Post
    I once fukt this girl in a church tower, she said I had an omnipresent cock, it was everywhere.
    she said it gave a whole new meaning to bell end.

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    got drunk once, maybe twice, grabbed a nun , she struggled a bit but i made er av it anyway. in the morning turned out she was a penguin..

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    Quote Originally Posted by brisie
    I took a shit in a hookers hand bag when she was in the toilet talking to her farang donor.
    Heh...You came in her handbag?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
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    would it be more gay to fuck a transgender lesbian ?
    Ruby Rose is considering surgery to get male genitals, however that works



    Rose said she wanted to be a boy while growing up and that she was saving up money to physically transition from female to male.
    she is gorgeous, I can imagine her tongue on some nice woman twat

    She is fully tattooed up fuking freak show Butters, a boy in a bints body who is so emotionally fuked up we will be reading about her suicide in the press soon.

    True story that, she's a mad Australian demented bint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs View Post


    Kinkiest bitch I ever new introduced me to the rusty trombones, I had never even heard of it


    I had a rusty trombone once Jimmy.

    Smashed the nasty poove next door over the head with it.

    Sick coont thought that was sort of Kinky.
    Last edited by terry57; 22-02-2017 at 07:08 PM.

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    I once had heterosexual sex with a heterosexual white girl in Sydney. Thats pretty out there for Sydney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    I once had heterosexual sex with a heterosexual white girl in Sydney. Thats pretty out there for Sydney.
    Fuckin' hell Hugh, that's.....demented!

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    I had a rusty trombone once Jimmy.
    Did you try Doxycycline ?

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    stuffed a mars bar up a gf once then ate it, very messy

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    a boy in a bints body who is so emotionally fuked up we will be reading about her suicide in the press soon.
    yet I reckon you would still fuck him/her

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    but a good assortment of handcuffs,
    A women work colleague told me one time that the best way to restrain a guy is with toilet paper. Then tell him if he breaks his bonds she would stop what she was doing.
    Clever girl. She knows what it's about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Nothing that weird here...only 2-sums, 3-sums, 4-sums ---> 10-sums (all women)


    And a lot of use of girl-on-girl toys. Used to carry those around.
    What a man. Lulu will feel challenged.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    A girl brushed her finger over my starfish once,
    Once?

    poor boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    If the guy has had his tackle removed, but you know this and still go and shag the 'woman', then in my boat that's still GAY,
    Get with the program, old fogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Necrophilia and related.
    That is NOT something to be proud of.
    Why on earth would anybody admit to that?

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    I once had fun at sea with a fine wench on the poop deck. Sounds a lot dirtier than it actually was

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    Don't have time to go through the thread....that last response has weakened me to the point of vomiting.

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    I had this chick run her tongue over my starfish one time.

    Fuked her off after that,

    I thought you dirty bitch, you have obviously done this before to some other sick coont and I've just been kissing ya.

    Yer never know where bints have been eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
    Don't have time to go through the thread....that last response has weakened me to the point of vomiting.
    But Jeff is probably bashing the bishop about it...unless he is a nautical man well versed in riparian entertainments

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    Anyone up for a Double Dutch rudder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    I thought you dirty bitch, you have obviously done this before to some other sick coont and I've just been kissing ya.
    classic

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    it's not kinky if there is no anal or serious oral acts involved, and possibly both

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    has anyone got a sexual partner to blow air in their ass ?

    like that for example:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    I thought you dirty bitch, you have obviously done this before to some other sick coont and I've just been kissing ya.
    classic


    Its not fookin Funny Butterarse,

    Ever since that incident I've been rinsing and gargling that much my Teeth are fucked.

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