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    does heterosexual sex with a ladyboy qualifies for sex in a public toilet?
    Heterosexual sex implies (to me) that you are a woman, because any man- to-ladyboy sex is GAY, 100%, (no matter how much you deny it).

    If the guy has had his tackle removed, but you know this and still go and shag the 'woman', then in my boat that's still GAY, because as you're pounding away in 'her', you'll know that you're really pounding his dick.

    Mind you, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that at all - just don't try to pretend that it's not gay.

    The 'fcuking a fat white woman' is too much information for me at this time of the day.

    I have to say that getting beaten and whipped within an inch of my life was a rather erotic experience - for both me and the women, but a mate who saw me the next day thought I'd been mugged!
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    The 'fcuking a fat white woman' is too much information for me at this time of the day.
    Well, this is 5 or 10 minutes later in the day....my mate & I would occasionally have "whale hunt" competitions to see who could 'land' the largest fuck-buddy over a weekend. This was in Daegu, S. Korea in the 90s.

    I generally won the bets and I recall by the end of the year my bed frame being broken.

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    Some of the oddballs on here have grown up with mommy and daddy being brother and sister
    And regularly getting bummed by their pot noodle eating transgender dwarf uncle
    They are the product of weird sex
    Toe count please

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    Necrophilia and related.
    Beastiality.
    MIdget/Dwarf porn.
    Disabled/handicap/amputee fetishes.

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    Is a bird dumping a turd in your gob weird?
    Or only if it's in daylight hours- can't remember now

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    I generally won the bets and I recall by the end of the year my bed frame being broken.[/QUOTE]

    And your pride as well.
    Had a mate who would go for the fat heifers,didn't give a rats arse,would parade them around and enjoyed himself,so full marks to him.

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    I will let you decide just about to upload a video.

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    Japanese and Germans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post

    If the guy has had his tackle removed, but you know this and still go and shag the 'woman', then in my boat that's still GAY, because as you're pounding away in 'her', you'll know that you're really pounding his dick.

    Mind you, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that at all - just don't try to pretend that it's not gay.
    d!
    What if you don't know?

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    Is getting a handjob on a VIP bus perverted, please ?

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    Depends. Before, during or after it's crashed into an oncoming cement truck?

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    Once with a gf up against a boulder in a dried-up stream bed in Pang Sida NP, Sa Keow.
    Once each with 2 other gfs against a tree at a view point in Khao Yai NP (Prachinburi end). Nice view btw.

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    The VIP buses have bouncy seats and this causes stirring in the loins. The toilets are invariable smelly and one cannot go there for a " J. Arthur/Jodrell".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I have to say that getting beaten and whipped within an inch of my life was a rather erotic experience - for both me and the women
    you probably should have bolted out the window as soon as the husband started yelling and beating on the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digby Fantona
    Is getting a handjob on a VIP bus perverted, please ?
    Only if you're driving the school bus

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    Drove a jetski out about 1km, turned off the engine and got the GF to wank me off, then went back to shore.

    Surely I'm not the only one who's done that? I'd imagine it's fairly common

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Digby Fantona
    Is getting a handjob on a VIP bus perverted, please ?
    Only if you're driving the school bus
    ....and he's pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post

    MIdget.
    Believe I banged a midget, but the details of the evening are a bit blurry. In the morning, there were two girl midgets and a very large South African black girl. It's kind of a grey area......

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    If sex in a plane toilet is the mile high club, then what about having sex in the toilet of a bus in Thailand? Must be a word for it. I met a guy who claimed his GF was 'permanently' horny and they did it.

    I found it very hard to believe though.

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    No doubt the Midgey bar in Makita, Manila

    QUOTE=Davis Knowlton;3468747]
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post

    MIdget.
    Believe I banged a midget, but the details of the evening are a bit blurry. In the morning, there were two girl midgets and a very large South African black girl. It's kind of a grey area......[/QUOTE]

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    I once fukt this girl in a church tower, she said I had an omnipresent cock, it was everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky View Post
    I once fukt this girl in a church tower, she said I had an omnipresent cock, it was everywhere.
    Like God ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by reddog View Post
    And your pride as well.
    I didn't have any to lose in those days.

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    Is getting a handjob on a VIP bus perverted, please ?
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    If sex in a plane toilet is the mile high club
    Just remembered getting a foot job (under the blanket/while seated) on a red eye. She was a stranger but it still wouldn't even qualify for a bronze in the MHC.

    Has to be full-on penetration.

    Bronze = partner or traveling companion
    Silver = stranger
    Gold = staff member

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digby Fantona View Post
    Is getting a handjob on a VIP bus perverted, please ?
    Probably need a bit more info on that one to be honest. If his name was Otto or Somchai, probably.

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    My ex GF was obsessed with 50 shades of Grey.

    I annoyed her by refusing to copy the sex scenes, probably because I fucking hated her by that time. She'd play the song over and over again.
    She went elsewhere to get her fix while I went elsewhere to get mine too, via ThaiFRiendly

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