How you ever indulged in kinky/weird sex?

**Neverna** · 23-02-2017, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by hick

What a doll!

**baldrick** · 23-02-2017, 07:53 PM

shagged this double amputee once - no legs

took her to the movies

I was pushing her home in the wheelchair and she asked if I wanted to do it

of course I was up for it - she said there is a fence near home that she can hook her arms around and be at the right height

sounded ok - so I lifted her up there , held up her skirt and gave her a pounding

after I put her back in the chair and took her home

her mum said , " you seem like a nice boy , you should take her out more often "

I asked her " why ? "

she said " usually the other boys leave her hanging on the fence "

**Dragonfly** · 23-02-2017, 08:07 PM

does wanking on toast work ? we seem to have a few regular of these here on TD

**tomcat** · 23-02-2017, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

does wanking on toast work ?

please: leave marmite out of this...

**David48atTD** · 23-02-2017, 09:18 PM

Was out and about today, kids with their extended family so I had a bit of 'David' time.

Squeeze was having her haircut, I had mine already, so was bored as, in the Salon and looking out through the glass panel at the street theatre of Thailand, as they walked/drove/rode/biked by.

They, there was a moment when I saw, maybe for the one time in my life ... They walked by.

'They' were 2 midget woman ... and I mean tiny ... maybe just over my kneecap.
Both dressed in immaculate white ... think dental assistant garb.

And ... not freakish. Not like that 'Irish Leprechaun' dude looking the Bar in NANA, but quite sweet looking Lassies ... sort of pretty in a Dwarfish sort of way ... there is no way I could make that make normal sense.

They disappeared into the Cafe next door.

I really wanted a photo ... not desperate, but keen ...

Leaving the cool air-con of the Salon, I made my way to the footpath. Now, credit to the Salon owner, he'd not caved in to the easy money trap of having food vendors in-situ ... no, his was a clear footpath.

Damm it ... I waited better then a 1/2 hour for dem bitches to reappear and, in a moment of frustration, an itch you can't scratch, an unrequited passion that Steam must feel being confined to the Dog House and not let loose on the unsuspecting broader TD Audience ... they didn't reappear.
Maybe they work 'out back' of the Shop.

So, saw the midgets, and thought of you sick fookers ... sorry, free wheeling sexually uninhibited fellow members.

Midget Identical

Twins ROCK !

**jimbobs** · 23-02-2017, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

shagged this double amputee once - no legs

took her to the movies

I was pushing her home in the wheelchair and she asked if I wanted to do it

of course I was up for it - she said there is a fence near home that she can hook her arms around and be at the right height

sounded ok - so I lifted her up there , held up her skirt and gave her a pounding

after I put her back in the chair and took her home

her mum said , " you seem like a nice boy , you should take her out more often "

I asked her " why ? "

she said " usually the other boys leave her hanging on the fence "

She was arseing about

On the field the Spanish amputee said gracias

Think about it

**thaimeme** · 23-02-2017, 10:22 PM

Speaking of sexy amputees....

**hick** · 24-02-2017, 12:33 AM

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Squeeze was having her haircut

Originally Posted by David48atTD

sort of pretty in a Dwarfish sort of way

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Midget Identical Twins ROCK !

**UrbanMan** · 24-02-2017, 01:34 AM

^^ Does she give foot jobs?

**Chittychangchang** · 24-02-2017, 03:12 AM

^^^ Reminds me of that movie - Boxing Helena.

**Dragonfly** · 24-02-2017, 03:24 AM

can't do her doggy style though,

**Slick** · 24-02-2017, 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Speaking of sexy amputees....

Damn she got dealt a rough hand. Id still fuck er doh

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

can't do her doggy style though,

**BaitongBoy** · 24-02-2017, 07:33 AM

^ Need some more stories from Simon...It's gotta get "worse"...

**YourDaddy** · 24-02-2017, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by UrbanMan

^^ Does she give foot jobs?

Have you got no imagination?

**terry57** · 24-02-2017, 10:20 AM

ButterArse wanked into a milk bottle and thru it over Jeff.

Jeff cried, Boned up, blew his crusty load then Butters licked it up.

Ya Kinky Coont Jeff.

**hick** · 24-02-2017, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^ Need some more stories from Simon...It's gotta get "worse"...

I'll second that....

**Thai3** · 24-02-2017, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by hick

What a doll!

Never a good idea to post pics of your girlfriend

**tomcat** · 24-02-2017, 12:15 PM

^...probably picked her up at a family reunion...

**hick** · 24-02-2017, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Thai3

Never a good idea to post pics of your girlfriend

I asked her first. She nodded "ok." It was all rather bizarre.

**BaitongBoy** · 24-02-2017, 12:26 PM

Strange anal beads she has...

**hick** · 24-02-2017, 01:11 PM

^ the assorted sizes indicate the varying spices of life.

**DJ Pat** · 24-02-2017, 01:54 PM

When I was young there was a mentally retarded kid on the estate who was well known because he'd been bullied and forced to wank off a dog.

It was one of those local urban legends. Yes, it was a fact he was regularly bullied but the dog rumours were never founded

I did hear recently he'd grown up normal, but his wife was a real bitch

**John Lennon** · 24-02-2017, 01:58 PM

How is the dog?

**Dragonfly** · 24-02-2017, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

ButterArse wanked into a milk bottle and thru it over Jeff.

Jeff cried, Boned up, blew his crusty load then Butters licked it up.

Ya Kinky Coont Jeff.

what a vivid imagination terry ?

is that the wet dream you have every night ?

quite kinky, good work

**DJ Pat** · 24-02-2017, 02:16 PM

The story goes that the dog couldn't walk properly afterwards

I may re-launch an investigation

In the UK now you can be arrested for animal cruelty, but back in the early 80s it was a free for all, anything with four legs & a tail was fair game.

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