How you ever indulged in kinky/weird sex?

**Dillinger** · 22-02-2017, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

has anyone got a sexual partner to blow air in their ass ?

It's better with some bugle, a big straw and a little straw

**Dragonfly** · 22-02-2017, 08:46 PM

or like that:

**Dragonfly** · 22-02-2017, 08:48 PM

now that's kinky

**Dillinger** · 22-02-2017, 08:53 PM

Try rubbing some minty toothpaste on your partner's clit

They love it

**tomcat** · 22-02-2017, 09:26 PM

...^don't believe everything the toothpaste ads tell you...

**thaimeme** · 22-02-2017, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Try rubbing some minty toothpaste on your partner's clit

They love it

IcyHot is a more practical application in these matters.

**hick** · 22-02-2017, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by thaimeme

IcyHot is a more practical application in these matters.

Err....

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

has anyone got a sexual partner to blow air in their ass ?

No, but I did blow a few up - for the odd stag smoker...

meanwhile in 2017,....

**UrbanMan** · 22-02-2017, 10:17 PM

Why are there are no incest stories? Given the messed up collection of humanity here, there has to be some who gave it to dear old mum or sis (or got with a friendly uncle).

**mrsquirrel** · 22-02-2017, 10:22 PM

What if you don't know?

Did you not nearly marry a ladyboy?

**Dillinger** · 22-02-2017, 10:22 PM

^^Nah its just you mate

**mrsquirrel** · 22-02-2017, 10:34 PM

Why are there are no incest stories

DJ Pat to the forum

**jimbobs** · 22-02-2017, 10:37 PM

No public school boys on here?
The gent must have some debauchee stories to tell
The upper classes are known for incest and kinky shit
Some damaged old duffers on here who repeatedly insist that they are in Thailand for cultural experience and never have even fucked a whore
They are the ones with things to hide

**hick** · 22-02-2017, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by jimbobs

never have even fucked a whore

fluke got fucked OVER by a whore...if ya listen to him tell it.

**jimbobs** · 22-02-2017, 11:38 PM

^ it's more rare for a man who hasn't

**DJ Pat** · 22-02-2017, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by jimbobs

No public school boys on here?

I spent 2yrs at public boarding school, age 14-16. It was mixed.

We used to compare cocks

My mate sneaked out one night and shagged the local tart, came back stinking of fish.

That's about as exciting as it got

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

DJ Pat to the forum

We've heard this a million times, I'm not revisiting it. Wasn't kinky anyway.

**Dragonfly** · 23-02-2017, 12:22 AM

anal with the cousin, that's a good start DJ Pat

**David48atTD** · 23-02-2017, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

DJ Pat to the forum

We've heard this a million times, I'm not revisiting it. Wasn't kinky anyway.

No point revisiting, old news ... it's Teak Door ... move on.

Tis is what it is ... it ain't Nirvāṇa

I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid (yeah)
To take a stand, It's been a ride
Everybody, I guess I had to
Go to that place
To get to this one
Now some of you
Might still be in that place

**David48atTD** · 23-02-2017, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by UrbanMan

Why are there are no incest stories? Given the messed up collection of humanity here, there has to be some who gave it to dear old mum or sis (or got with a friendly uncle).

Doug?

.

**kingwilly** · 23-02-2017, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

What if you don't know?

Did you not nearly marry a ladyboy?

Not been seen for 12 months. Squirrel pops make for this xomment.

**CaptainNemo** · 23-02-2017, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by jimbobs

No public school boys on here?

I spent 2yrs at public boarding school, age 14-16. It was mixed.

We used to compare cocks

My mate sneaked out one night and shagged the local tart, came back stinking of fish.

That's about as exciting as it got

Me too... there was plenty of cleaner and mum shagging... I kept my distance from the clergy though.

**nottocus** · 23-02-2017, 01:51 PM

Wife squirts while dressed in her Japanese sailor suit uniform. Trying to get her to have a threesome with her sister but it will take some convincing (or some extra cash).

**BaitongBoy** · 23-02-2017, 03:02 PM

^ That's normal stuff, mate...But Welcome to the Buffalo Board, anyway....

**Simon43** · 23-02-2017, 06:08 PM

In my S&M sessions with the Thai women, I was 'forced' to lick their feet (3 of them at the same time), whilst they shouted verbal abuse at me and spat at me.

On another occasion, (can't recall how this incident came about), they stripped me naked and then wrote the worst sort of Thai language in indelible black market pen all over my body, whilst they whipped me at the same time.

I could read some of the words (bad stuff!), but quite a few words were new to me. I thought of popping into the local 7/11 and asking the sweet serving lass to 'read' my groin area, but decided it wasn't a good idea. It took days to scrub off the marker pen.

Maybe that was a bit too much information about my private life .......

**terry57** · 23-02-2017, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Not been seen for 12 months. Squirrel pops make for this xomment.

The nastiest Kinky sex you have ever had Willy was when you wanked in the girls bogs in Grade three.

**thaimeme** · 23-02-2017, 06:20 PM

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