It's better with some bugle, a big straw and a little straw:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly
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It's better with some bugle, a big straw and a little straw:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly
or like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXFbtyufpI
now that's kinky :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNsi4r9iwLs
Try rubbing some minty toothpaste on your partner's clit
They love it:)
...^don't believe everything the toothpaste ads tell you...
IcyHot is a more practical application in these matters.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/02/1247.jpg
Err....
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
No, but I did blow a few up - for the odd stag smoker...
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/02/1250.jpg
meanwhile in 2017,....
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/02/1251.jpg
Why are there are no incest stories? Given the messed up collection of humanity here, there has to be some who gave it to dear old mum or sis (or got with a friendly uncle).
Did you not nearly marry a ladyboy?Quote:
What if you don't know?
^^Nah its just you mate:)
DJ Pat to the forumQuote:
Why are there are no incest stories
No public school boys on here?
The gent must have some debauchee stories to tell
The upper classes are known for incest and kinky shit
Some damaged old duffers on here who repeatedly insist that they are in Thailand for cultural experience and never have even fucked a whore
They are the ones with things to hide
^ it's more rare for a man who hasn't :)
I spent 2yrs at public boarding school, age 14-16. It was mixed.
We used to compare cocks
My mate sneaked out one night and shagged the local tart, came back stinking of fish.
That's about as exciting as it got
We've heard this a million times, I'm not revisiting it. Wasn't kinky anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
anal with the cousin, that's a good start DJ Pat :p
No point revisiting, old news ... it's Teak Door ... move on.
Tis is what it is ... it ain't NirvāṇaI'm not afraid, I'm not afraid (yeah)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s
To take a stand, It's been a ride
Everybody, I guess I had to
Go to that place
To get to this one
Now some of you
Might still be in that place
Wife squirts while dressed in her Japanese sailor suit uniform. Trying to get her to have a threesome with her sister but it will take some convincing (or some extra cash).
^ That's normal stuff, mate...But Welcome to the Buffalo Board, anyway....
In my S&M sessions with the Thai women, I was 'forced' to lick their feet (3 of them at the same time), whilst they shouted verbal abuse at me and spat at me.
On another occasion, (can't recall how this incident came about), they stripped me naked and then wrote the worst sort of Thai language in indelible black market pen all over my body, whilst they whipped me at the same time.
I could read some of the words (bad stuff!), but quite a few words were new to me. I thought of popping into the local 7/11 and asking the sweet serving lass to 'read' my groin area, but decided it wasn't a good idea. It took days to scrub off the marker pen.
Maybe that was a bit too much information about my private life .......