Thread: Teak Door Humorous Quotes ...

^Funny I wonder how that would go over at the family dinner.

Originally Posted by naptownmike

^Funny I wonder how that would go over at the family dinner.

That depends. Is it Tom's family or Barry's "family"?

Originally Posted by naptownmike

Funny I wonder how that would go over at the family dinner.

Not as well as a tab of acid in granny's wine.

Originally Posted by CSFFan (Dinner)
One of the fun things I like to do is make fart sounds along with loud groaning/wimpering sounds as if I'm passing an avocado pit in public toilets.

This one made me smile and I don't think Pragmatic has been quoted thus far on this thread ...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

On a clear night, you can see Uranus...

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

On a windy night, you can smell it.

Genticles on form:

Are you left alone a lot? You appear to think like the mental equivalent of a Jackson Pollock painting.

Posted by Dillinger


Breakfast 8 pounds
Flights 20 pounds
Givin it large, livin the dream- priceless

Dillinger features way too much in this thread.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Another gem:

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Why do I have visions of Jeff sobbing alone under a sprig of mistletoe?

Either that, or smoking it.

Originally Posted by taxexile
For geriatrics out past their bedtime who cant avoid falling asleep.

Such discordant amateur "riffing" is neither music nor jazz and should not be heard outside of the weddings, barmitzvahs and cruise ships where it firmly belongs.



Tax, one is not referring to a fucking Acker Bilk medley but music congruent with Kind of Blue and, say, Lush Life. Anyway, what on earth would a northern tyke whose repertoire of albums focuses on the Grimethorpe Colliery Band's greatest hits and their pop sensation "Whippets ate my Ferret, Florrie", know about jazz?

Twitchsamui:

"If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow the socks of a budgie"

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

gormless gibbering sinomaniac gimbal-brained wankwizard

Nemo is firing on all cylinders with this quality quick-fire quote!

Originally Posted by baldrick

You are tilting at straight bananas

Originally Posted by baldrick

You are tilting at straight bananas

No body really gives a.fcuk if Lulu says he is shagging soi dogs

<snip>

Laugh . Ignore . Move on .

<snip>

He is a twat . But he is our twat

Sort of sums it it for many Members ...

Gents ... other places for the tit for tats (very Thai, that statement).

This for the humour and not for the point scoring.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Lulu greens his multinik back to health.

Debut entry from pseudolus

Cowwect me if Im wong. This may have been last night.
Living the dream.
Wanking to reality.

Guess who?

About time somtamslap got an honourable mention

"It isn't easy being a rainbow-farting leaf muncher, you know"

Originally Posted by somtamslap

But alas, life was much simpler way back when lau khao was served for breakfast.
It isn't easy being a rainbow-farting leaf muncher, you know - but I've just discovered a local brewery so hoping to be properly back on the piss presently.

Made me laugh:

Originally Posted by tomcat

...Look, Adonis...can I call you Addy?...inside I'm a seething mass of envious worms yearning to breathe free...I snort loudly at your perfect physicality, wavy hair, Roman nose and magnificent brow knowing that, in the end, you will shrivel with age like the rest of us...

Quality

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by cyrille

'Foreigner' usually means Caucasian.

you're right. Maybe he was waiting for a girl like you because he wanted to know what love is?

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Cowwect me if Im wong. This may have been last night.
Living the dream.
Wanking to reality.

Guess who?

I must be slipping, I could swear I've done bet'r n dat.

While not strictly a Quote ... worthy of mention

Originally Posted by Dillinger

MissKit doesn't post much prose, but this one from her gave me a 'larf.

Originally Posted by misskit

I'll drink to that.

Good one Norts ...

Originally Posted by Grampa

I still can't see the Member's Section.

Originally Posted by Norton

Admin is sorting the problem now. You will be allowed in members end of month. 29 Feb.