Thread: A Name for my Missus' new Pie Business

Update:
The business has expanded rapidly, exceeding our expectations, due to my genius missus' efforts. I have been too busy delivering pies to appoint a panel of judges, but have decided on a name already - it will be announced as soon as the judges will have voted for it.

a easy one to remember














































rat pie

Spieser Pies
Nacht Richt und Dienst all in one easy mouthul

or Lies Pies made for the local gobbies

this is outrageous, this is the second time TD as a community has been abused by an overachiever !!!

how more naive can TDers be ???

Originally Posted by stroller

Update:
The business has expanded rapidly, exceeding our expectations, due to my genius missus' efforts. I have been too busy delivering pies to appoint a panel of judges, but have decided on a name already - it will be announced as soon as the judges will have voted for it.

I hope your mum is OK.

Originally Posted by Ratchaburi

rat pie

That's one of the challenges our expanding operation has been facing: not enough of them around.
So, we've been sourcing another type of meat which is readily available in the MooBan at minimum cost.

Let's hope your thread gets more than a 100 posts then you can call it a TD lifetime achievement award.

Make sure you boast about it and make yourself look a right twat

Ive got two for ya Strolls ..

. Con-fusion pies
. Thai-dee pies

. Whats the prize btw ?
My Mrs is keen on a rat and catfish pelt coat if you have a tailor up there ?

Originally Posted by stroller

That's one of the challenges our expanding operation has been facing: not enough of them around. So, we've been sourcing another type of meat which is readily available in the MooBan at minimum cost.

Human. Start with the well-fed neighbours, slowly thereafter extend up to the periphery of the mooban.

Sweeney Todd Pies.

Halal Pork Pasties,,,,gotta be a winner.

"King Rat" the movie and book, he made pies with delicious prime Australian beef and sold it to the overlords of Thailand.
( Red Sun shirts)

King rat became a fat rich Farang , thanks to Australia's prime beef, a taste that suits the Asian palate.

Stroller oughta stick to his piece de resistance ....dog.

Dog Pie

Update:

My genius enterpreneural missus has hit the right formula to please both the Thai & farang palate. Feedback from the other 2 foreigners in the district and their wives has been sensational. I have been kissed by a schoolteacher who was in tears after I delivered a free sample hamper for her class, it's the best food she's had for ages.

Following the huge increase in demand over the last month, we are now investing in a second set of bowls & spoons.

PM sent.

Originally Posted by stroller

Following the huge increase in demand over the last month, we are now investing in a second set of bowls & spoons.
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I'm a good friend of a bowl maker...

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There a Japanese connection here, a school teacher kissed you for your humble pie, what would a Jap teacher in Nippon do for a Thai pie.

Originally Posted by stroller

Thai & farang palate

I know some eager, fat and hungry Luk Khruengs.

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what an achievement !!!

PM sent,

Originally Posted by stroller

Update:

My genius enterpreneural missus has hit the right formula to please both the Thai & farang palate. Feedback from the other 2 foreigners in the district and their wives has been sensational. I have been kissed by a schoolteacher who was in tears after I delivered a free sample hamper for her class, it's the best food she's had for ages.

Following the huge increase in demand over the last month, we are now investing in a second set of bowls & spoons.

Do you need any dogs?

PM sent.

Originally Posted by wasabi

what would a Jap teacher in Nippon do for a Thai pie.

stick a noodle in your eye?

King Rat (1965) - IMDb

Good find, did you know there are no women in the film. ^
The film was based on the book.

thepiratebay.org/torrent/9347756/King_Rat_[George_Segal]_(1965)_DVDRip_Oldies

Originally Posted by wasabi

There a Japanese connection here

Indeed, we are in negotiation with a hi-profile international English Language school based in New Zealand, which is in the process of opening its first branch in Japan.
Further than this, my lips are sealed, since competitors are also present on this board.

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