Thread: Single Elderly Man Insists He “Always Wanted To Visit Thailand”

Single Elderly Man Insists He “Always Wanted To travel to Thailand”

THE jury remains out as to whether or not the claims of one elderly Dublin man that he “always wanted to go to Thailand” are true, or if he just wants to go over and have sex with as many young women as his bank account allows.

Michael-James O’Hanlon, 76, is adamant that he would love to see the beautiful beaches, extraordinary wildlife and historical and cultural landmarks of the South-East Asian country, and that his interest in the area has nothing to do with the fact that you can get prostitutes for as little as 4 euro per night.


Having recently reached retiringing from his job, lifelong bachelor O’Hanlon is treating himself to a trip to the area, after hearing from several sources that the country really knows how to cater for a man like him.

Thailand, along with several other nations in the region, is a hotbed of sex tourism, thanks to devastating poverty and unemployment. A sex worker in Bangkok can earn enough to support their entire family, and as such many are forced into the profession at an early, sometimes illegal age.

“I’m not sure the beaches will be as nice as Bray, but sure we’ll see,” said O’Hanlon, packing his suitcase.

“The girl in the travel agent kinda looked at me funny when I asked for information about going to Thailand, but I assured her I wanted to just go and see the sights and the Temples or whatever. I’m not going there to fuck,honestly”.

When questioned, O’Hanlon admitted that he “probably wouldn’t” be going swimming or water-skiing or para-sailing on his trip, and would more than likely “stick to the town” for the fortnight..he he..

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Originally Posted by UrbanMan

News is supposed to be, "Noteworthy information."

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Good luck to the old boy, go Paddy go for a fortnight, hopefully he'll report back.

Did he have a 'happy ending?'

^ continue to comment on this thread and you will attract enough comments to take it to 100

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Did he have a 'happy ending?'

there may be a hanlong fee

^Wasabi, is that really you? 555

Originally Posted by david44

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Did he have a 'happy ending?'

there may be a hanlong fee

Nice beaches indeed!

Danny Boy is going to review this article ,

THE jury remains out

if he just wants to go over and have sex with as many young women as his bank account allows.

lifelong bachelor O’Hanlon is treating himself to a trip to the area, after hearing from several sources that the country really knows how to cater for a man like him.

A "lifelong bachelor" and "man like him" could be inferring something. Women may not be his preference ... instead, maybe a nice young ladyboy (or two)?

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Did he have a 'happy ending?'

Or a 'nappy' ending........

Originally Posted by PAG

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Did he have a 'happy ending?'

Or a 'nappy' ending........

When I was in pattaya last year had some older farang came to talked to me and asked if I can stayed with him He will paid every month ...I give him a pleaser He give me money...I said no thanks I am married ...He said he like my look or my style look like a teacher lol

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

my style look like a teacher lol

You have good imagine PAG...

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

You have good imagine PAG...

Yup.......

Me so sexy in that pic haha I would be proud

Originally Posted by KEVIN2008

“The girl in the travel agent kinda looked at me funny when I asked for information about going to Thailand, but I assured her I wanted to just go and see the sights and the Temples or whatever. I’m not going there to fuck,honestly”.

76 ., He have no power for sex already that s good he just go and see hehe...
I am joking...

Now all he needs is Thai Lessons.

Originally Posted by UrbanMan

THE jury remains out

if he just wants to go over and have sex with as many young women as his bank account allows.

lifelong bachelor O’Hanlon is treating himself to a trip to the area, after hearing from several sources that the country really knows how to cater for a man like him.

A "lifelong bachelor" and "man like him" could be inferring something. Women may not be his preference ... instead, maybe a nice young ladyboy (or two)?

My first thought, too.

Originally Posted by KEVIN2008

you can get prostitutes for as little as 4 euro per night.

That's about 150 Baht

So maybe this 'thick Paddy' ain't so daft after all

Originally Posted by KEVIN2008

the country really knows how to cater for a man like him.

^ Sounds like a Vatican coffee...heh...