Pattaya twat proves he's a twat

**Kurgen** · 25-11-2016, 09:30 AM

Dramatic moment heartbroken Brit tourist is talked out of jumping from 30ft shopping mall ledge while dangling from railings

THIS is the dramatic moment a heartbroken British tourist is talked out of jumping to the floor from inside a busy shopping mall.

The middle-aged man was spotted dangling from a ledge over a 30ft drop at the building in Pattaya, Thailand, today.

He is heard weeping uncontrollably while shouting about a girl and threatening to jump.

Shocked shoppers watch him hanging above the drop – screaming as he slips onto his knees.

But two men and a Chinese woman stand at the side talking to him before grabbing his hand to pull him back onto safe ground – to cheers from onlookers.

The footage shot by Khun Narongsak went viral after being shared on Thai social media today.

Narongsak said: ”The man was upset and he was talking about a girl.

”A lot of what he was saying didn’t make any sense.

“He was from England and he wanted to jump.

”I don’t think he was going to jump but he was causing a scene because of a love problem.”

A second clip shot by Huerta Pongsakorn from a different angle shows the distraught man wearing shorts and t-shirt hanging from the ledge.

Onlooker Bonsai Sroiklang said: ”The foreign man came alone and was shouting at people and had the problem with a girl.

”Nobody could understand him.

”But two Chinese people cam and spoke nicely to him and said ‘everything will be ok’.

”There were two Australian tourists talking to him as well.

”They said think about your family if you die.

”And then he calmed down and climbed back over the ledge.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/225799...from-railings/

**Trumpton** · 25-11-2016, 09:34 AM

He needed a hug.

**NZdick1983** · 25-11-2016, 09:36 AM

Attention seeking git has probably watched one too many Thai dramas...

**BaitongBoy** · 25-11-2016, 09:41 AM

But his "hugger" is gone hugging someone else...

**Nicethaiza** · 25-11-2016, 09:45 AM

We can love someone...but love ourself too...even you die...the girl will never come...if love gone...

**BaitongBoy** · 25-11-2016, 09:47 AM

^ Maybe she come back for his wallet...

**taxexile** · 25-11-2016, 09:47 AM

i could be wrong, but i think hes another one in a tesco t shirt.

**ENT** · 25-11-2016, 10:09 AM

Probably, the stupid overgrown lager lout. Send him back to Sarf'amton.

**prawnograph** · 25-11-2016, 10:15 AM

30ft? No injuries if he landed on his head

**Seekingasylum** · 25-11-2016, 10:22 AM

Why are these folk always bald?

That was the Central Festival shopping mall and usually one can feel secure in the knowledge one is quite safe there from low-flying British oiks whilst browsing the shops.

I shall keep a wary eye henceforth.

**Pragmatic** · 25-11-2016, 10:25 AM

What a dick-head. How embarrassing he's a Brit.

**NZdick1983** · 25-11-2016, 10:27 AM

Would be funny if the railing broke... ahhhhhh! SPLAT... Kojack would prolly fall on the cakes, the tosser...

**Seekingasylum** · 25-11-2016, 10:30 AM

How so, Prag? Embarrassing dickheadedness, stupidity and lumpen, selfish behaviour are British society hallmarks and they are in the majority.

It's common knowledge, sport. Didn't you know?

**Nicethaiza** · 25-11-2016, 10:31 AM

At least he have true love...sincere

**Auroria** · 25-11-2016, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Trumpton

He needed a hug.

And decent cup of tea.

**CR7CristianoRonaldo** · 25-11-2016, 10:38 AM

There is an enormous pile of pink fluffy pillows and cushions underneath him

**Seekingasylum** · 25-11-2016, 10:39 AM

The fat cvunt needs a damn good kicking and one hopes the BiB nick him for slap headed cretinism.

If the slob had lost his grip he could easily have killed someone below him travelling on the escalator or on the adjacent lower floor.

Fat, bald, loutish, stupid British arseholes should be barred from leaving Europe.

**Auroria** · 25-11-2016, 10:42 AM

Anybody else see a ghost woman levitating on her knees just above his head on the right?

No? Alright, I'll get me coat.

**kmart** · 25-11-2016, 11:21 AM

^It's actually the spirit of dark and lonely water from 1973.

**Auroria** · 25-11-2016, 11:24 AM

Uncanny.

**Auroria** · 25-11-2016, 11:27 AM

Is that a load of Hello Kitty pillows, cushions, stacks of towels and bedding 10 or so feet away from the possible impact zone on the ground level?

I suppose it wasn't worth messing up the pretty display just to put it under where he was about to land.

**steve down under** · 25-11-2016, 11:28 AM

”There were two Australian tourists talking to him as well. probably saying "Jump ya bald pommie C**t Jump"

**DJ Pat** · 25-11-2016, 11:38 AM

Me too, I would have shouted ''jump you bald bastard''

Pattaya has its fair share of Brits making a spectacle of themselves

Wonder what his GF did to him

**prawnograph** · 25-11-2016, 11:41 AM

Add a public comment...

John Striker
glad he was talked down, he would've at LEAST sprained an ankle
7 hours ago•1

ThatGuyNamedScott. C
John Striker lmao broken a leg at the most..

**DJ Pat** · 25-11-2016, 12:14 PM

Jeesus what a fucking twat. But without real friends in a place like Pattaya, it can feel like a lonely wilderness, and his frustrations must have got the better of him.

Or maybe he was depressed about after buying his Gf a skirt in Top Shop and she didn't like it because Hans from Denmark got her a better one the month before

Thread: Pattaya twat proves he's a twat

Thread Tools

Display

Pattaya twat proves he's a twat

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

Posting Permissions