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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    ^ And he saves a bit of cash as well

    I'd have a taxi already waiting with the meter running. Sharp exit may be in order just in case you propose marriage.
    Marriage? Are you nuts?

    I haven't even seen your spare parts or tested run it!

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    cigarette lighter would have been the fastest way to find out what level this guy wanted to be on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    A smart woman wouldn't invite people they don't really know too well to their cribs. At least, I won't. That's way too intimate for someone you don't know v v well. What if the bloke's a maniac and rapes her
    Agree with this...cant even trust someone who we think we know well in some

    case

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post

    Wonder what his GF did to him
    Maybe a "Rusty Trombone" and he couldn't live without it.........

    If you want to make beautiful music in bed, try giving a rusty trombone, which is the act of performing a simultaneous rim job and hand job. Or, you could just put on a Drake album. Up to you.

    Like playing an actual instrument, this move requires coordination, agility, and rhythm. Similar to a 69, there is a lot happening at once and it’s easy to lose focus. It’s like tapping your head and rubbing your belly, except with more genitals.



    The way it works is as follows: A man with an erection stands with his legs slightly apart, while his partner kneels behind him, licking his anus (the “rusty” part) while simultaneously reaching around to the aforementioned erection to perform a hand job (the “trombone” part).

    If you wanna get real weird and mix it up, there’s a version of this move called the Dizzy Gillespie (named after the legendary jazz trumpeter). In this position, the person who is standing up and receiving the analingus purposely farts in their partner’s mouth (gross), blowing up their cheeks as if they’re playing the trumpet.

    Jazz legend Dizzy Gillespie is no longer alive so he can’t be reached for comment, but it feels fair to say he probably wouldn’t be thrilled with someone using his name as a synonym for farting in someone’s mouth.

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    I'm speechless!

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    Good you're not Dizzy...Heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    I haven't even seen your spare parts or tested run it!
    Pat's always doing test runs, Fawn...Usually to avoid paying the bill...

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    Picture make my computer wet ... Fcuk I mean I drink water while I look at this pic ...
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    ^^^^^Got to be out of a very gay and homosexual book the fart sucker doesn't have any boobs any sick hetero that's into this would of drawn that in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brisie View Post
    ^^^^^Got to be out of a very gay and homosexual book the fart sucker doesn't have any boobs any sick hetero that's into this would of drawn that in.
    You have the book do you?

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    No I,m strictly lesbian that's why I picked up the no titties. I love tits and box that's the first place I looked where did you first look just for the record?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Blah blah blah my tits.
    Speaking of which..

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    Cujo people like you don't realise how hard it is for people like me being a lesbian trapped inside a mans body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    I'm speechless!
    Well you would be while performing the rusty trombone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    I'm speechless!
    Well you would be while performing the rusty trombone.
    Oh, don't be gross! You're gonna make me puke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brisie View Post
    ^^^^^Got to be out of a very gay and homosexual book the fart sucker doesn't have any boobs any sick hetero that's into this would of drawn that in.
    Actually, the liberated lady's bible, 'Cosmopolitan'.

    What Is a Rusty Trombone - How to Perform a Rusty Trombone, Rusty Trumpet, or Dizzy Gillespie

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    You should change the P to F _AG so we all know where you stand on things

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    Dam...nearly a classic TD thread here

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    Quote Originally Posted by brisie View Post
    You should change the P to F _AG so we all know where you stand on things
    I stopped smoking 4 months ago Rosie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAG View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brisie View Post
    ^^^^^Got to be out of a very gay and homosexual book the fart sucker doesn't have any boobs any sick hetero that's into this would of drawn that in.
    Actually, the liberated lady's bible, 'Cosmopolitan'.

    What Is a Rusty Trombone - How to Perform a Rusty Trombone, Rusty Trumpet, or Dizzy Gillespie
    Chivalry is dead and women killed it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo
    Chivalry is dead and women killed it.
    Yep.
    It's not quite dead, but there are quite a few radical bull dyke feminazis, and misandryst once-bitten-twice-shy-of-men bitches still stabbing away, hoping to kill it and that other women will turn to them instead of the gallant gentlemen.

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    ^As a woman, I always appreciate it when a man I'm going out with, would open doors for me. Its a nice gesture.....

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    the bloke recieving the decaying brass instrument doesn't have much of a cock or an erection

    Maybe the latter was jokingly suggested by his teerak which almost, literally sent him over the edge
    Now he's famous he'll get a few offers out of sympathy, possibly for a discount

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    The felchers would stick their heads all the way up and call it a Tuba...

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