Thread: Pattaya twat proves he's a twat

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Sure... split the tip also. Why not?

One cool thing to do would be to take turns paying for dinners.....

Cooler to cook for each other... restauranting is not very romantic, it can be a bit of ordeal... restaurants for business or family events yeah, but romance?!
Drink and talk; or cook and fook; skip the ordeal inbetween.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Maybe they get it free when the girls refuse payment, know how to please a girl.

I do wonder how passionate it gets with some tramp from a gogobar, especially when the bloke sees her as marriage material. He'd be out to impress!

You obviously need to get out of SEA for awhile. You're starting to associate dates and sex with costs and payments. They are not synonymous.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Maybe they get it free when the girls refuse payment, know how to please a girl.

I do wonder how passionate it gets with some tramp from a gogobar, especially when the bloke sees her as marriage material. He'd be out to impress!

You obviously need to get out of SEA for awhile. You're starting to associate dates and sex with costs and payments. They are not synonymous.

Duh..silly me, eh.
How dare I think such a way!

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

As a woman, I wouldn't be comfortable visiting a man's place if I don't know him that well.

Imagine that...having to walk through reception with all those judgemental staff looking at you. Don't worry, they've have seen it all before, the farang bringing his girl to hotel for sex, etc

And seeing all his dirty clothes, his bed, the star wars duvet cover, toiletries on the shelf, his last half toilet roll on the cistern, damp towel hanging on the balcony, wobbly plastic seat to sit on, (anyone with a fat arse would collapse it....) would you still think he's your hot date?

No wonder restaurants would be a better setting, you can see his room later after a few bottles of Spy or Breezer

^ Who's buying?...

Men grow to love the women they fancy, women grow to fancy the men they love.

I do feel sorry for theses guys that fall so desperately for these much younger women, but when surrounded by others who have done the same and so readily tell you their tales of woe it's hard to see why they take the same route.

Not much sympathy for a disturbed or not guy that feels the need to traumatise all including children in a shopping mall.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

No wonder restaurants would be a better setting, you can see his room later after a few bottles of Spy or Breezer

Man, that's not even a real drink. Red wine would be better, or white wine if you're eating seafood.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^ Who's buying?...

dill always has a few in the esky

^ And he saves a bit of cash as well

I'd have a taxi already waiting with the meter running. Sharp exit may be in order just in case you propose marriage.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

^ And he saves a bit of cash as well

I'd have a taxi already waiting with the meter running. Sharp exit may be in order just in case you propose marriage.

Or absent mindedly wipe your cock with the curtains.

^Or take a huge stinking shit and realise the bumgun water pressure is insufficient - and there's no bog roll.
Hardly makes for a romantic start to the evening, having to lean out and ask for the roll on the coffee table

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

^Or take a huge stinking shit and realise the bumgun water pressure is insufficient - and there's no bog roll.
Hardly makes for a romantic start to the evening.

What would you do in that situation?

I'd pull up my pants and do a runner, my gait somewhat hindered by a shitty ringpiece. I'll just say I left the gas on at home

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I'd pull up my pants and do a runner, my gait somewhat hindered by a shitty ringpiece. I'll just say I left the gas on at home

If you're going to do a runner you may as well wipe your arse on that nice clean white towel she has in there and at least go home in comfort.

The damp towels would be hanging on the balcony.
If there was toilet roll, it'd probably be the cheap variety that disintergrates as you wipe your cock, leaving you with clumps

Originally Posted by prawnograph

30ft? No injuries if he landed on his head

Let's not forget the help offered to this poor man was by Chinese people, Chinese people save this mans life.
Plenty post horrible things about the Chinese in Thailand, but they are very quiet when we have Chinese Good Samaritan.

^For once the Chinks thought it in bad taste to grab a selfie

If I was passing I would offer words of reassurance too, I think its human nature. And this guy probably had no intention of letting go.

Well, he's made his point now.

What was his point?...That he wasn't paying for the Breezers?...

Originally Posted by kingwilly

a disturbing lack of empathy for an obviously unwell fellow. Lets hope none of you fall pray to mental illness.

Too late for Boringboy

Pity the developing bromance between Pat & Cujo was disturbed - they were about to wipe their dicks on each others' T-shirts.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Lets hope none of you fall prey to mental illness.

I'm gonna go mental when Liverpool win the premiership

Originally Posted by Cujo

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

As a woman, I wouldn't be comfortable visiting a man's place if I don't know him that well.

You misunderstand, the cooking would be done by you at your place, that way the man gets a homecooked meal and also that way he can make a clean getaway afterwards if things should take a turn towards the bedroom. Not to mention your place is probably cleaner and smells nicer.

A smart woman wouldn't invite people they don't really know too well to their cribs. At least, I won't. That's way too intimate for someone you don't know v v well. What if the bloke's a maniac and rapes her, or even worst rapes then kills her. And before he leaves, he wipes his gooey nasty stuff in the newly laundered curtains leaving a permanent stain! Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

There are rules to the dating game, and if you're a stingy bloke, and asked to be in my place on the first date, sorry but I'll prolly be busy all week, and the week after that with work up to my tits.