Thread: Pattaya twat proves he's a twat

Must have a small dick to squeeze into one of those narrow tubes...And yep, you have to pay for that, too...555...

Marry why need to pay for fleshlight?

^ Strange maybe...

What's the bets the guy was a Brexiter and had the misfortune to bump into TheGent at a sausage mongers. Do anyone's head in, that.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Come on Dicky - bought her a meal, plied her with grog - yep you paid.

Some people are living in another world. especially some of these Thailand 'old hands' who can be so full of shit

So if you bought her a bottle of water for 5 baht, would that still qualify as having ''paid for it''?

How does this work? Turn up for a date, show her your empty wallet and her knickers fall down?
What happens next, does she seduce you while starving hungry with a ravaging thirst?

Romance never dies.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

At least he have true love...sincere

true love in Thailand ? always with a big wallet though,

Asians can't dissociate the two

Bah... You need an upgrade! You're obviously hanging out with the wrong bunch.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by ENT

What 's a relationship all about but give and take, so you're paying for it all along the line.

No such thing as a free lunch, mate.

In that sense, then she's paying for it too.
In which case, it's cancelled out, and nobody is paying for anything.

This is why an independent and no nonsense girl would pay for half of the meal or at least the dessert.

I am curious, I heard some people say Thais lady so expensive., How much is expensive for you guys?..

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

I am curious, I heard some people say Thais lady so expensive., How much is expensive for you guys?..

they have become most expensive in the world just after the Russians,

but the Russians are a different category in itself in terms of pussy quality and sex acts,

so indeed Thai are a bit overpriced these days, and when you add the drama, they become unacceptably pricey

Which TD member is he?

I'd have put him down as Can123...attention seeking whore...but he's locked up in Wales.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

and nobody is paying for anything

no "taxi"fare - thought if it is charged to expenses , technically ...

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

You're obviously hanging out with the wrong bunch.

ah...... is the tip split ?

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

This is why an independent and no nonsense girl would pay for half of the meal or at least the dessert.

or she is saying no to the sex after

Sometimes the cost comes a few weeks later when you make a trip to the clap clinic.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Fat, bald, loutish, stupid British arseholes should be barred from leaving Europe.

Thank Brexit you may keep them all in future. Make the fockers work for their dole money and have them build a wall around their council estates.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Would be funny if the railing broke....

would it?


the poor bastards obviously got problems.

Originally Posted by wasabi

Sometimes the cost comes a few weeks later when you make a trip to the clap clinic.

Or when she asks you how you feel about being a dad.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Would be funny if the railing broke....

would it?


the poor bastards obviously got problems.

His problem is that he did not stick to his word and jump.
I hate people that say they are going to do something and then renege.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

I have never paid for it.

Up there in the most told lies...

Man support women are not normal?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Up there in the most told lies...

The commonest claim from chaps that can't score with good looks and charm.

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

At least he have true love...sincere

That's true love?! It looks more like a 5-year-old throwing a tantrum.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Call me a deluded nitwit, then. I don't mind.
I have never paid for it.

Like bsnub, an angry man, coming on here and letting rip looks like a cry for help.
I guess in real life nobody really listens to his opinions, which is perhaps why he guards them so ferociously, and tries to belittle others - a sign of inadequacy?

Originally Posted by not Maanaam

Originally Posted by not kingwilly

Up there in the most told lies...

The commonest claim from chaps that can't score with rohypnol/ghb and rape.