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    Odd Laws

    While LOS may seem anarchic the fun da mental things apply as time goes by

    Some of those to watch out for

    Sod's Law wherever you go there will be no signal or wifi yet noise and speaker vans

    Murphy's Law
    If it can go wrong it will, the motto of State Ailways of Toyland

    Parkinson's Law you gradually lose grip of wife life ,reality and finally glass

    In -Law surprising fertile and numerous often seen at mealtimes

    More's Law however many docs you take to Immi they 'd like another

    Moore's Law the number of kids slowing the net matches the speed of your new inflamable dual mammary iPad X turbo thingy

    Monger's Law aka Planck's law, in physics, describes the spectral radiance of a black body

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    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Smith's Law: Murphy was an optimist

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    Sods laws my favourite. It always kicks in when I least expect it
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    Denis.

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    Bernard Bresslaw


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    M-Theory...

    ...On some parallel universe Bernie Sanders will be the new President of the UK of A ...

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    Colonel Sanders has already done a great job in making Americans incapable of controlling themselves

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    less said about Jude Law the batter

    Acton's Law
    Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    Alligator Principle
    When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.

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    Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

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    Murray’s n-1 law:
    When in need of n items your spare parts box contains n-1 items

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    Folklore irrational belief in fairies

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    Fairies are real, there's hordes of them descended on Chiangmai this week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Folklore irrational belief in fairies
    Folklore, like myths and stereotypes must have some based resemblance of factual being....

    Isn't that how history is interpreted?


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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    stereotypes
    are cliches

    Here is an officer of the law to explain


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    Martial Law is ok, it was in the 90s anyway


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    Benford's law of controversy: Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available

    Sounds quite apt for Brexit and Trump....

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    If only Julian had known

    A man is forbidden to kiss a woman while she’s asleep in Logan County, Colorado

    Buying ice cream on Sundays was illegal in Ohio because it was thought to be frivolous and “luxurious.” Consequently, ice cream vendors would put fruit on top of the ice cream to make it more nutritious, creating the ice cream sundae

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    As a child I was also banned from ice-cream and Tizer on Sundays along with playing with toys and games and reading comics.

    Fekin Presbyterians!!

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    When I was a kid we weren't allowed to swear on sundays

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    Tizer
    happy memories I recall the lurid colour is it still made sold anywhere, we used to get it in Ireland in the summer holidays.

    To be honest I cannot even remember the flavour but it was along with Dandelion and Burdock the beer of my childhood.I don't think I ever saw a cola until our school statred selling pepsi in .

    Back to odd laws
    There is a law in South Carolina called the no “mock proposal” law, which states that anybody above the age of 16-years-old is not allowed to perform a proposal if they do not mean it.

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    In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.

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