Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123
Results 51 to 70 of 70
  1. #51
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    15,541
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    And, never in my weird life have i slept on the wet patch. That's his problem. He put it there, he sleeps in it.
    Reminds me of a book my dad gave me: The Deeper Meaning of Liff. It's a sort of dictionary in which the author had the philosophy that there are many things in life that we do not have a name for and many place names that just sit on sign posts and do nothing else, so he set out to put names to unnamed things by using place names, mainly from around Britain.
    I am reminded of this entry: Hobbs Cross; The leap-like movements made to avoid the wet patch, as in "She was desperately hobbs crossing while he had rolled over and started snoring".

  2. #52
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    15,541
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Wherelse would the dribbles go?

    ..........
    ........ been wetting my new Great Nephew's head.
    Speaking of cum dribbles, not the best of conjunctions

  3. #53
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    6,268
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    But you're in your late 40s so you'll have done it a few times with your farang BFs. Why not just be yourself and join the forum banter. Tell us how it tasted and if a bit did run down your throat. Was you sick afterwards?

  4. #54
    Thailand Expat
    GracelessFawn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Last Online
    03-03-2022 @ 09:17 AM
    Location
    Somewhere.... out here.
    Posts
    2,766
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    ^Thats why I'm trying to encourage the 40yr old '''virgin''' to open up.

    Surely ugly women would make up for it by doing everything in bed...including....''other stuff''
    Easy there cowboy....... Give Za a bit of break.

    We all have bits and pieces that are ugly coz nobody is perfect.
    Last edited by GracelessFawn; 11-11-2016 at 06:49 AM.

  5. #55
    Thailand Expat
    GracelessFawn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Last Online
    03-03-2022 @ 09:17 AM
    Location
    Somewhere.... out here.
    Posts
    2,766
    Quote Originally Posted by longway View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    I'm with Pat on this one. Provided, they come in barrels. 555
    Luckily for you I have such a vessel to hand right now.
    555

    Okay, that's too much info, but you're in the shortlist. 555

  6. #56
    Thailand Expat
    GracelessFawn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Last Online
    03-03-2022 @ 09:17 AM
    Location
    Somewhere.... out here.
    Posts
    2,766
    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    Not looking for supplies in vials, but in buckets and barrels.
    butterfly's arse will have the quantity you are after - though it will be ladyboy cum
    Rick, I'm sorry, I hate to be blunt, but I think you're suffering from a severe form of 'piss overdose or maybe severe side effects of the piss enema.' Stay off Earl's piss for a few days.
    Last edited by GracelessFawn; 11-11-2016 at 09:35 AM.
    I am so unlucky that if I fall into a barrel full of D*ick**s, I'd come out sucking my own thumb!

  7. #57
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Last Online
    24-01-2024 @ 07:02 AM
    Posts
    4,652
    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    Easy there cowboy....... Give Za a bit of break.
    Let him say whatever he want ...He love to imagine lol

  8. #58
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Last Online
    24-01-2024 @ 07:02 AM
    Posts
    4,652
    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    But you're in your late 40s so you'll have done it a few times with your farang BFs. Why not just be yourself and join the forum banter. Tell us how it tasted and if a bit did run down your throat. Was you sick afterwards?
    Pen arai mak mai monkey?

  9. #59
    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    18,765
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    Easy there cowboy....... Give Za a bit of break.
    Let him say whatever he want ...He love to imagine lol
    Imagine what exactly? Having sex?


  10. #60
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Last Online
    24-01-2024 @ 07:02 AM
    Posts
    4,652
    You cant think another thing better than sex?

  11. #61
    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    18,765
    ^Never. Not on a thread talking about drinking piss.

    Some like 'golden showers' and some don't. I've been pissed on but it was in the shower and we thought it was a good laugh. Never did we think we could do it in bed and ruin the bedsheets or duvet.

  12. #62
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Last Online
    24-01-2024 @ 07:02 AM
    Posts
    4,652
    I never drink semen ... I have on this thread I just curious if it really good? but I never think will have to try to drink semen of other men if that he not my boy...And I have suck other guys cock or not is it should I tell everyone who are just stranger on here?...Not cuz me pretend to be innocent but I dont see the point why I need to tell everyone about my private life...?

  13. #63
    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    18,765
    ^So what's the point of you being on TD? I've hardly seen you commenting on political or current affairs topic

  14. #64
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Last Online
    24-01-2024 @ 07:02 AM
    Posts
    4,652
    Cuz my english not so well ...can I post thai language? same about trump thread...what I can say? only can just read it ..hmmm..I cant comment he good or bad or anything ...what your point ?

  15. #65
    Thailand Expat
    GracelessFawn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Last Online
    03-03-2022 @ 09:17 AM
    Location
    Somewhere.... out here.
    Posts
    2,766
    ^^^The jungle is full of all kinds of creatures. We are all different.

  16. #66
    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    18,765
    Prove you're not some dumb ass instead of just posting inane comments in bargirl english

  17. #67
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Last Online
    24-01-2024 @ 07:02 AM
    Posts
    4,652
    I no need to prove it to you cuz I dont want to explain myself to someone who is narrow-minded...cuz the kind of this person will never understand anything or if you have bad experience about thai girls and you decide me to be bad already so stay away from me and my post...ignore will be the best...thanks...

  18. #68
    Thailand Expat
    Auroria's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    1,254
    To answer a question, from what I've been told.

    Chocolate. (from the more horndogged type)

    A slightly jellied form of seawater mixed with lemon juice. (from the less enthusiastic that completely accidentally received without prior warning)

  19. #69
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    15,541
    Quote Originally Posted by Auroria
    from what I've been told.
    Mmmm, yes, of course.

  20. #70
    god
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Bangladesh
    Posts
    28,210
    R Slope clits slanted?

Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •