NZ Herald, lifting story from UK The Sun
Tracy Kiss, 29, from Buckinghamshire, puts a spoonful of her best friend’s donated semen into her drink every morning in a bid to boost her immunity.
Tracy mixes the sperm with fruit, seeds and milk – but is happy to drink it on its own
"My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”
Although she has been single for three years, Tracy hopes to find love in the future – with someone who understands her lifestyle.
“I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!” she said.
Spitters are quitters.Originally Posted by NZdick1983
Originally Posted by kmart
He was hung.
I'd rather drink a shot of sperm than a glass of pee pee!!
I'm with Pat on this one. Provided, they come in barrels. 555
^Along comes Patsy.Originally Posted by NZdick1983
looks like shes rubbed a few gallons of jizz on to her baps.
She be milking him dry...Prolly has him chained in the pantry...Originally Posted by prawnograph
Imagine anything you want ...cuz this mean you judge people by you dont know them from your bad experience I see a lot of people do the same with you ...so I dont care lol...everyone can fake ..but its fake cant do long cuz one day people must know ...lets see by time na ja ...kow jai bor?Originally Posted by DJ Pat
Last edited by Nicethaiza; 10-11-2016 at 10:36 PM.
But you're in your late 40s so you'll have done it a few times with your farang BFs.
Why not just be yourself and join the forum banter. Tell us how it tasted and if a bit did run down your throat. Was you sick afterwards?
Im be myself..but why I need to tell everyone my datail about my life?..40 i am still single so it strange? maybe i am ugly cant find BF who know?
This thread is quite drab and useless without scientific-based photos and videos as keen demonstrations....
^Thats why I'm trying to encourage the 40yr old '''virgin''' to open up.
Surely ugly women would make up for it by doing everything in bed...including....''other stuff''
What you want me to tell? and what you want to know? I should say Hey last 2-3 month I dated mr. bla bla...I fucked with him aww He is bla bla bla...I cant say thing it not true and im not innocent and im here just for fun and learn about people so i no need to fake to make me be good girl and i know someone like and someone dont like me here ...Why i need on here better I on webdate...have many young man and sexy on there...lol
Ps ::I cant say thing the same as you say about yourself with your girls in many thread I have to read hehe
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butterfly's arse will have the quantity you are after - though it will be ladyboy cumOriginally Posted by GracelessFawn
If this silly slapper is right about the health and beauty benefits of knocking back the odd 10cc of goodness,all the nail salons in the west will have a section so the vain women can
be on the receiving end of a happy ending.
While your misses is busy clothes shopping you could help these ugly ducklings in the kindest way possible by donating for a free beer,beats hanging around outside a clothes- shoe shop,win-win all round.
I hope Earl doesn't read this thread. He'll start thinking about the health benefits of sperm enemas and after that none of us will be safe!
^ earl might be knocking back a pint of piss with a spunk chaser
He should hook up with this girl their meals together could make a rat puke
It's not so bad to rub it on your face. Wherelse would the dribbles go?
Whether it's good for the skin, dunno. But keeps the bedding clean. And, never in my weird life have i slept on the wet patch. That's his problem. He put it there, he sleeps in it.
Patsy pissed, been wetting my new Great Nephew's head. He was born two days ago. Cutey.
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