Thread: Drinking urine?....this lady prefers something else!

Originally Posted by Plan B

Heather Locklear, once famous in banal teen drama shows in the 90's, was also an advocate of the man juice for skin health.

Did it work?
I don't know.
Too scared to search for a picture, lest my teenage fantasies be soiled by the ravages of time.

She was also dating Tommy Lee out of Motley Crue. So your teenage fantasies are probably as well-fukced as she was.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

The NZ Herald is pretty upright, so I guess this is not a spoof (pun intended).

Lady drinks semen to ward off sickness.

Tracey Kiss drinks smoothies made from sperm, swears she's discovered the secret to flu cure - Lifestyle - NZ Herald News

NZ Herald, lifting story from UK The Sun

Tracy Kiss, 29, from Buckinghamshire, puts a spoonful of her best friend’s donated semen into her drink every morning in a bid to boost her immunity.

Tracy mixes the sperm with fruit, seeds and milk – but is happy to drink it on its own
"My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”
Although she has been single for three years, Tracy hopes to find love in the future – with someone who understands her lifestyle.
“I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!” she said.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

no need to ask if you girls spit, or swallow.

Spitters are quitters.

Originally Posted by kmart

She was also dating Tommy Lee out of Motley Crue. So your teenage fantasies are probably as well-fukced as she was.

He was hung.

Originally Posted by ENT

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

^^^ So, what happens when men drink semen, and rub their faces with it?

They grow beards.

555

I'd rather drink a shot of sperm than a glass of pee pee!!

I'm with Pat on this one. Provided, they come in barrels. 555

^

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Notice all the ladies are attracted to these naughty threads, like bees to honey...

Along comes Patsy.

looks like shes rubbed a few gallons of jizz on to her baps.

Originally Posted by prawnograph

Tracy Kiss, 29, from Buckinghamshire, puts a spoonful of her best friend’s donated semen into her drink every morning

She be milking him dry...Prolly has him chained in the pantry...

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

and Japanese have the lowest sexual activity/libido in the world.

But this from experience sure ? heh

Really?ive been watching a bit of jap porno on xvideos and they sure seem enthusiastic enough, those sqeeky noises they make are a bit much though,

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

In new say this "After describing her skin condition to viewers, she held up a small pot containing the sperm donated by her friend"

So Semen ...It's really good? make me curious haha...How can prove it ...But I am single and I dont want sperm from my friend for sure lol

Well I'm a complete stranger, so if you're looking for a facial....

She's sucked a few cocks for sure, maybe nott drank but definitely had a mouthful.

But of course she's an innocent girl on the forum..I'm single blah blah
Typical Thai female...

But you're in your late 40s so you'll have done it a few times with your farang BFs.

Why not just be yourself and join the forum banter. Tell us how it tasted and if a bit did run down your throat. Was you sick afterwards?

Im be myself..but why I need to tell everyone my datail about my life?..40 i am still single so it strange? maybe i am ugly cant find BF who know?

This thread is quite drab and useless without scientific-based photos and videos as keen demonstrations....

^Thats why I'm trying to encourage the 40yr old '''virgin''' to open up.

Surely ugly women would make up for it by doing everything in bed...including....''other stuff''

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Not looking for supplies in vials, but in buckets and barrels.

butterfly's arse will have the quantity you are after - though it will be ladyboy cum

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I'm with Pat on this one. Provided, they come in barrels. 555

Luckily for you I have such a vessel to hand right now.

If this silly slapper is right about the health and beauty benefits of knocking back the odd 10cc of goodness,all the nail salons in the west will have a section so the vain women can
be on the receiving end of a happy ending.
While your misses is busy clothes shopping you could help these ugly ducklings in the kindest way possible by donating for a free beer,beats hanging around outside a clothes- shoe shop,win-win all round.

I hope Earl doesn't read this thread. He'll start thinking about the health benefits of sperm enemas and after that none of us will be safe!

^ earl might be knocking back a pint of piss with a spunk chaser
He should hook up with this girl their meals together could make a rat puke

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by prawnograph

Tracy Kiss, 29, from Buckinghamshire, puts a spoonful of her best friend’s donated semen into her drink every morning

She be milking him dry...Prolly has him chained in the pantry...

Judging from the amount in that bowl, every day, he must be still in his twenties or late teens.