Thread: Predictions of forthcoming Trump faux pas, mistakes, embarrasments and calamities.

It looks certain the Don will move into the Whitehouse.

The next four years we are going to see some major international diplomacy disasters, policy train wrecks, and The Don will make a fool of himself on the international stage.

Will his aides be able to muzzle him, rein him in? Somehow I doubt it as he surrounds himself with sycophants.


Nonetheless, the first prediction I make is:
Several campaign promises broken, to wit: No wall will be built at the Mexican's expense. Hilary will not go to prison. And he will not make America great again, most especially.

Meanwhile, over in Moscow:

Putin sends love

come on now lets celebrate

Hope this isn't true.

Lee Harvey Oswald....where are you when we REALLY need you ???

if your feeling down.

And to be fair, lets post his achievements too or at this early stage, predictions thereof.

Somebody misses.......

I'm wondering how long it'll be before he's impeached....

^ Good point! It's on the cards.

The democrats should have kept Bernie

^ Definitely they should have.

Mexico has erected a full-length border wall to keep out the millions of Americans hoping to flee from a Trump Presidency.


The wall, which stretches the entire length of the Mexico-US border, was built by a team of Mexican labourers who until recently had formed the backbone of the American agricultural industry. They’ve since pre-empted a Trump victory and returned home, causing the US agricultural industry to collapse.

A Mexican spokesperson said the country could not accommodate such an influx of illegal immigration, particularly from a country full of people crazy enough to vote for a pseudo-fascist reality TV host.


Yesterday thousands of Americans were trapped on the Californian and Texan borders, desperately looking for gaps in the wall. One man said he planned to hire a Mexican immigrant to build him a large ladder to enable him to scale the wall. He then remembered there were no Mexican immigrants available. He will start work on the ladder himself next month.

The scary thing is, no one knows... I can predict many people - he is unpredictable (which is inherently dangerous)...

might as well make Dick president... I'd fuck shit up real good.

That would be my campaign slogan "I'm gonna fuck shit up, real good!".

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I'm wondering how long it'll be before he's impeached....

Not if he's holds majority in both houses - which looks like it is.
Party lines 'n all. You know how that is.

Nonetheless, the American people deserve what they get for being dumbed down drones.
Neither are worthy - both establishment shills.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Hope this isn't true.

Lee Harvey Oswald....where are you when we REALLY need you ???

The only problem with that idea....then we get Pence as Prez....

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

That would be my campaign slogan "I'm gonna fuck shit up, real good!".

Mate! You could have garnered several $k with that slogan for Trump. His electorate would have gobbled it up.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Mate! You could have garnered several $k with that slogan for Trump. His electorate would have gobbled it up.

Hell yeah! I see the t-shirt proudly emblazoned now... gobble gobble...

^ Point.
It really was a disaster-in-waiting once Bernie was sidelined, no matter what the outcome.....but less disastrous with Hilly, to be realistic.

I thought Filipinos were stupid for voting Duterte (btw, I didn't), but seems there are more stupid Merkins. I foresee a lot of of inappropriate remarks, just like Du30.

Good thing abt Du30, he's the prez of a small island nation, so not much clout in world politics. While the Donald... let's see what happens in the next few years.

Btw, if given a chance to vote, I'd have voted for her. But if Sanders was the nominee, I'd have voted for him over HRC.

But it's all water under the bridge....

P.s. today was a long day, but kept updated with the elections through colleagues. Most of my officemates are astounded/sad that the Don won. But then, most of them didn't vote for Du30 either.

Fuck, must hurt you folks who were adamant he'd never be elected!

Guess you're in that minority that cannot see the woods for the trees. Or a poor betting man, perhaps.

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

Fuck, must hurt you folks who were adamant he'd never be elected!

Guess you're in that minority that cannot see the woods for the trees. Or a poor betting man, perhaps.

I was one that was adamant/confident. Not hurting, just sad for humanity that redneck mob rules.....but that's what democracy is about, yeah? Majority.
However, on a world scale, most of the world are aghast with me.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Nonetheless, the American people deserve what they get for being dumbed down drones. Neither are worthy - both establishment shills.

How can neither of them be worthy as leaders of a nation of people you call 'dumbed down drones'?