Hair of the dog

**Kurgen** · 09-11-2016, 01:59 PM

Nursing another hangover......fukkit, hair of the dog time.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

**david44** · 09-11-2016, 02:10 PM

Cheers buddy , I dreamt the world had been taken over by lunatics but just realized you should never underestimate folly

**Luigi** · 09-11-2016, 04:51 PM

Coffee with a double shot of whiskey in it.

Then repeat, but without the coffee.

**Humbert** · 09-11-2016, 05:32 PM

**Kurgen** · 10-11-2016, 12:46 AM

I sort of faired well, but will check back tomorra

**somtamslap** · 10-11-2016, 01:04 AM

^ The fact that you are able to turn on your computer is disturbing in itself, but typing coherently, after hair of the dog? You clearly have not been doing it properly.

Hair of the dog - to the seasoned ale-smith - means you will achieve a level of intoxication at least 20 times that reached the previous evening, and, coupled with very little quality sleep. should morph you into nothing short of a frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic with a penchant for pulling out his pecker and being sick on strangers.

Hair of the dog after the initial hair of the dog is not optional - it is fucking obligatory. Not only will you not be able to function without alcohol tracing your veins, but the mere notion of eating — sans booze — will have you heaving up your liver. You will be, let's make no bones about this, fucked - both mentally and physically - for a fortnight, and will have possibly picked up a few enemies and venereal diseases on the way to this juncture.

But Kurgen can switch on his computer and type. AFter hair of the dog.

I'm calling poof. And a massive one at that.

**buriramboy** · 10-11-2016, 01:11 AM

You got a new misses Kurgen as the one I met never used to let you out past 5pm.

**Kurgen** · 10-11-2016, 07:55 AM

oo me ed

**VocalNeal** · 10-11-2016, 09:10 AM

I woke up with a pain in my side. Hmmm?

Oh yes. It is coming back. I didn't see a step down off a concrete slab last night and fell on my inebriated way to the restaurant toilet.

Note to self: Today don't look at Amusing Pictures, Quick Jokes, Too Long for... etc. Just in case they make me laugh.

**DJ Pat** · 10-11-2016, 11:00 AM

Hair of the dog after getting up at lunchtime is all great, but deep down you know you'll be staggering back to bed within an hour or two.

Unless you really put in some effort

**Kurgen** · 12-11-2016, 10:11 AM

I think I've had the whole fucking fur ball this week.

**BaitongBoy** · 12-11-2016, 11:25 AM

They're grrrrrreaaaaattttt!...

**Maanaam** · 12-11-2016, 03:34 PM

I'm actually with Lulu on this one. Coffee with a decent shot of whiskey or rum, then repeat without the coffee....and then it's Pat's back to bed. (Unless you can't stop, Somtamslap style, then it will be several more hours before conking out.

**nidhogg** · 12-11-2016, 03:45 PM

I really cannot work out whether I envy Kurgen or pity him. Whichever, I suppose I admire his perseverance.

Several years ago I finally came to the conclusion that for me, personally, the drinking was simply not worth the subsequent hangover.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 12-11-2016, 03:53 PM

I'm with slap...

**cyrille** · 12-11-2016, 05:19 PM

A Bavarian beer so strong that it appears to think its Dutch.

99 baht.

Marvellous.

Doubtless Tel has previously given it a glowing review.

**DJ Pat** · 12-11-2016, 08:49 PM

After drinking my hangovers would stretch to the whole next day and I decided it just isn't worth it any more. 5yrs ago I'd wake up bright eyed and ready for the day.

**Kurgen** · 13-11-2016, 12:39 AM

My hangover has now stretched to about 7 weeks, I'm starting to struggle.

Never ever, ever , ever %^$ ! )&%, like I did.

**Troy** · 13-11-2016, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Coffee with a double shot of whiskey in it.

"Espresso Coretto": Possibly the first Italian words I learnt. I prefer grappa to whiskey but only because it was the third on the list of Italian words to learn.

If the night before involved Pernod than it's usually enough to brush your teeth with an early morning minesweep...or so I've been told.

**Chittychangchang** · 13-11-2016, 03:38 AM

The trick is to stay in a constant state of amore, it's a fooking tightrope!

Listen to the words and good luck in your quest

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