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    Show is yer wad

    Looking forward to a chip in my arm/brain

    What's in yer Wallet today

    Today
    Foto of Boss/Director/The wife
    Thai Orchid Card/Sinbad/Delta ff cards
    Citibank Visa card
    SCB mastercard for Indonesia which hates visa
    Kasikorn card
    Driving Licence
    Makro Card
    Taxi Card
    Oyster Card
    A Navigo Card
    A piece of paper with someone tel Number
    6070 bath
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Company Debit card
    Anz Debit card
    Bank west credit card
    Driving licence
    Medicare care
    Private healthcare card
    BMW roadside assistance card
    Woolworths loyalty card

    All in aluma wallet no cash.

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    My I want to spread my anus open card.

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    Sorry, don't carry a wallet....

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    ^^^ fukkin bum

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    Emergency beer fund's.

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    Will reveal one thing:

    I have my deceased Pop's last driver license in me wallet.

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    Hmmm.

    Four different credit cards.
    Two airline frequent flier cards
    Works id card
    Social security card
    Private hospital registration card
    Diving instructor card
    Efr instructors card
    ATM CARD
    Small photo of the kids as teens
    Small photo of the kids as babies
    6680 baht (but i just went to ATM to pay some bills)
    500 baht in the "secret pocket" as "emergency back up"
    2 coins kept for sentimental reasons
    2 store "points crap" cards

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    160 Peso.

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    No idea, she carries it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    160 Peso.
    I'm guessing the price of an emergency drink?

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    ^Don't drink. Just the residue of what the twins left.

    Think I had about 4,000 Friday. Must investigate.
    Last edited by Davis Knowlton; 06-11-2016 at 07:34 PM.

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    ^
    Kids.
    Mine drained my wife's tits then started draining my wallet.
    Glad they've grown up now.


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    ^Count your blessings.

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    Thai driver's license
    US social security card that I've had since I was 15
    Thai social security card
    Visa credit card
    2 - Bangkok Bank ATM cards
    Krungsri ATM card
    Evergreen club card
    One Card
    Thai Watsadu card
    Home Pro card
    Lotus card
    Big C card
    Business card from my lawyer
    Wife's business card
    Pic of wife
    800 baht
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    Being security conscious, I usually carry ids, ATM cards, and most of the money with me in my front pockets, if I'm wearing jeans or shorts.

    My wallet... I stick a few hundred pesos and some coins in it. In case I get robbed, I can just throw my wallet as far away as I could, and make my great escape.
    I am so unlucky that if I fall into a barrel full of D*ick**s, I'd come out sucking my own thumb!

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    Drivers license
    Debit card
    Health insurance card
    New AAA Master card I got yesterday, a deal on travel insurance for signing up and no foreign transaction fee.
    100$ Dicks Sporting goods gift card.
    20$ bill
    Concealed Carry License

    Now you may be wondering what's in my pocket.

    My usual credit card is stashed with the boat registration cards for the season.

    AAA is not alcoholics anonymous silly, it's the American Automobile Association acronym. It's easier than seppos ass is to remember so they went with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post

    Now you may be wondering what's in my pocket.
    A concealed weapon perhaps?

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    Just opened mine.

    3 Bats and 26 moths flew out.

    There was a red note in there, but the man on the note started blinking because of the sunlight, so I put it back sharpish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post

    Now you may be wondering what's in my pocket.
    A concealed weapon perhaps?
    Single shot revolver - two inch barrel.

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    Damn, it's supposed to be a surprise.
    Ruger lcp for the bad parts of town just in case I get jumped again or get caught up in the next uprising spurred on when cops shoot another armed criminal that draws on them.
    Last edited by fishlocker; 06-11-2016 at 09:05 PM.

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    haven't seen my wallet in two weeks.

    Its on top of the warddrobe,well away from daughter,she likes to hide things on me.

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    Remember the old days of My youth where my wallet held a condom, just in case I got lucky. It stayed in there so long the wrapper wore out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Remember the old days of My youth where my wallet held a condom, just in case I got lucky. It stayed in there so long the wrapper wore out.
    When the late great Smeg was found between 2 High So knickerless Katoeys in a Bangkok taxi in the klong incident his wallet was found to contain

    36 baht
    A Scratch and sniff card
    Losers UK lottery ticket
    Receipt from YMCA Bournemouth
    A staff card McDooDoos
    2 baht off KY Jelly coupon
    and oddly a Russian condom marked Leningrad 1989
    Finally a foto of Ant

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