Thread: Be your own Doctor

Combined with a delicious pie

I feel a brand name coming on

Earl's Pie and PissTake Away

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Meanwhile feel free to continue drinking, swishing, and sniffing your piss and putting it in your ears and eyes or pumping it up your arse.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

your comments only display your own massive ignorance.

Yeah goodo. You post that a lot.

Which is kinda ironic really.

Kinda applies to you a lot don't it!

Which is indeed truly no so ironic because it is just a fact, Jack!

But do carry on your little stalker wanker routine, as it is currious for me to observe how someone can stay so stuck. While most of us humans change, move forward, learn new things, take on new challenges, you my dear PeeWee, manage to stay the same self important boring stalker wanker you were ten years ago.


Cue PeeWee; the "gotta get the last word in" galactically stupid retort!

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Kinda applies to you a lot don't it!

Which is indeed truly no so ironic because it is just a fact, Jack!

Actually that's an opinion Earl. Your opinion to be exact. Not a fact at all.

Do you not know the difference between fact and opinion? That's pretty ignorant.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

take on new challenges

Does that mean you're going to pump your anal-cavity full of your own piss again?

The sheer lucidity , quality and popularity of your insights reveals the benefits of embibing waste products.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Urine is not that gross. It doesn't contain any bacteria.

Hey, this could be a good business venture.... bottled urine.....

I think at one time people used to do just that.
Perhaps one of the reasons the so called "modern" medicine banned urine from medical practice.
It is illegal for a Doctor to suggest urine could cure anything.

I think I already mentioned who owns and controls the medical profession.

John D. Rockefeller(the father of modern capitalism) was one of the founders of the AMA. Makes ya wonder, don't it!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Kinda applies to you a lot don't it!

Which is indeed truly no so ironic because it is just a fact, Jack!

Actually that's an opinion Earl. Your opinion to be exact. Not a fact at all.

Do you not know the difference between fact and opinion? That's pretty ignorant.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

take on new challenges

Does that mean you're going to pump your anal-cavity full of your own piss again?

I told ya I was going to start a thread where you would have ample opportunity to showcase your galactic ignorance.
I must thank you for participating and not dispointing!

How much do you need to drink ?

I tried once, aiming into the mouth is the hard bit ...laying on back, arse in air is awkward. ..goes up the nose

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I told ya I was going to start a thread where you would have ample opportunity to showcase your galactic ignorance.

So you don't know the difference between fact and opinion. Interesting.

Originally Posted by Nawtier

How much do you need to drink ?

I tried once, aiming into the mouth is the hard bit ...laying on back, arse in air is awkward. ..goes up the nose

Just put a little gutter and drainpipe around the coffee table.

I can perhaps understand drinking just a tiny bit, diluted with water, to stimulate the immune system. But I don't know about a whole glass......

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I told ya I was going to start a thread where you would have ample opportunity to showcase your galactic ignorance.

So you don't know the difference between fact and opinion. Interesting.

Was that the "last word" PeeWee? Or do you have some more banal gems from your extensive OCD stalker/wanker repertoire?

I imagine you do!

Cue the next gem of ignorant banality.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I can perhaps understand drinking just a tiny bit, diluted with water, to stimulate the immune system. But I don't know about a whole glass......

If you watch the Japanese Doc interview he talks about how only need to sniff some up you nose and swish some in the mouth. No need to swallow, seems like that ear nose and throat area is where a bunch of nerve and glandular stuff is going on.

As I noted earlier I gotten the dramatic results from rubbing old urine into the skin.
I'm postulating that perhaps there is something going on with the stem cells found in the urine.
Very little is written about the stem cell angle. Somewhere I read it's possible to grow back a tooth using the stem cells in your urine.

A small dog turd on a slice of lightly buttered toast is said to be efficacious.

Originally Posted by Nawtier

How much do you need to drink ?

It all depends.Just how sick are you!

As I already mentioned you gotta be mighty sick to even entertain this deal. Or mighty adveturous or both.

Reading the books already mentioned answers most question.

The only thing they didn't cover in them books was how to remove my head from my ass?

So I'm still trying to figure that out.

Got any good tips, nawter?

I can get pure mountain water full of all the good stuff that usually costs a bomb in a bottle, out of the tap.

I see no reason to drink my own pee. Unless, of course, if i was on a hike with Bear Grylls. Then, i would probably do anything he said. Especially if we were sharing an igloo together. All cosy.

Also, my hormones are fucked. So not many of those in my pee. In fact, on a binge night i could probably recycle my wine!! It's peeing back into the bottle which is a bit difficult, especially when dancing to Wham!

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

If you watch the Japanese Doc interview he talks about how only need to sniff some up you nose and swish some in the mouth. No need to swallow, seems like that ear nose and throat area is where a bunch of nerve and glandular stuff is going on.

...so you pump it up your arse for recreational purposes?

Originally Posted by patsycat

I can get pure mountain water full of all the good stuff that usually costs a bomb in a bottle, out of the tap.

I see no reason to drink my own pee. Unless, of course, if i was on a hike with Bear Grylls. Then, i would probably do anything he said. Especially if we were sharing an igloo together. All cosy.

Also, my hormones are fucked. So not many of those in my pee. In fact, on a binge night i could probably recycle my wine!! It's peeing back into the bottle which is a bit difficult, especially when dancing to Wham!

The problem with the minerals in most mountain water are inorganic minerals and not useable by the body. You might as well be pouring cement into your system, after time all those inorganic mineral build up in your blood vessels and internal organs and glands causing all kinds of malfunctions, from alergies to cancers.
We obtains most of our useable organic minerals from foods, especially good are raw fruits and veggies.

If you thumb through the Martha Christy book she explains very clearly how your own urine is pretty much custom tailered medicine just for you. Your urine is already metabolized so it feeds you with zero stress on the digestive system.

And as I already mentioned don't overlook the use old urine on your skin. Many expensive cosmetics are urine based product. It really does an amazing number on your skin..

The more I study the subject I finding how all aspects of the urine therapy are noteworthy.

Earl is there anything you can add to the Urine to make it taste less salty.?

such as smoothies etc.

Originally Posted by Chico

Earl is there anything you can add to the Urine to make it taste less salty.?

such as smoothies etc.

Eating a pear is said to make usine taste quite pleasant.

Eating no processed foods also will reduce the salt.

You can also just mix it with orange juice, make smoothie, whatever.

Start kinda slow, you don't know what kind of healing it will trigger. Then perhaps work up to the full urine looping routine, where you drink nearly all your urine during the day. That is when you see how the urine become clearer and clearer to the point it's almost like water.
Do some of the reading and explore the other applications also.

Hey Earl the Romans used to clean their teeth with piss. Fact.

Hmmm. Do animals drink their own? If it is good for mammals then...

If I was going to try it , I think I would use the homoeopathic approach and dilute it to the point of insignificance.

Originally Posted by billy the kid

Hey Earl the Romans used to clean their teeth with piss. Fact.

As did the ancient Scots

The romans used urine for so many things they has a piss tax for the buyer of pee.


Money Does Not Stink: The Urine Tax of Ancient Rome | Ancient Origins

It is only in our modern times that urine is not the valued commodity is should be.