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carry on matron.




Sid Carter (taxexile) is the cunning head of a criminal gang that includes the longhaired drip Ernie Bragg (baitongboy), the cheeky Freddy (withnallstoke) and Sid's honest son, Cyril (baldrick).

Cyril does not want a life of crime, but is emotionally blackmailed by his father into going along with his scheme to rob Finisham Maternity Hospital for its stock of contraceptive pills.

Cyril reluctantly disguises himself as a new female nurse to case the hospital and the booty. Assumed to be one of the new student nurses who have just arrived, he is assigned to share a room with the shapely blonde nurse, Susan Ball (graceless fawn). Unfortunately for Cyril, he also catches the eye of the hospital Lothario, Dr Prodd (luigi).

Sir Bernard Cutting (drbob), the hypochondriac registrar of the hospital, is convinced he's undergoing a sex change. When he consults the nutty Dr F.A. Goode (seeking asylum), Goode dishes out psychiatric mumbo jumbo, stating that Cutting merely wants to prove his manhood, and Cutting decides he is in love with Matron (butterfly). Matron, on the other hand, has more than enough to contend with on the wards, with the gluttonous patient Mrs Tidey (somtamslap) who seems more interested in eating than producing a baby, and her long-suffering British Rail worker husband (ant knobertson) who continually hangs around the waiting room.

When Cyril goes back to Prodd's room to get a map of the hospital, Prodd attempts to get intimate, only to be knocked across the room. Prodd and Cyril are called out on an emergency when lovely film star Jane Darling (thailazer) goes into labour, but as Cyril knocks Prodd out in the ambulance, he is forced to deal with the actress's triplets being born.

Jane Darling is delighted with Cyril and hails "the nurse" a heroine for her efforts, bringing fame to the hospital. Susan uncovers Cyril's disguise, but as she is in love with him, does not reveal the truth.

The Sister (smeg) desperately tries to keep the ward in order, while Cutting's secretary, Miss Banks (harry barracuda) keeps her employer in check, but nothing can cool his pent-up desire to prove himself as a man, and it's Matron who's in his sights.

The criminal gang don disguises – Sid dresses as the foreign "Dr Zhivago" and Ernie as a heavily expectant mum – but the crime is thwarted by the mothers-to-be.

The medical hierarchy's threat to call the police is halted when Sid reveals the heroine of the day is a man, and the hospital realise they would suffer nationwide humiliation if anyone found out.

Cyril weds his shapely nurse Susan, and Matron finally gets her doctor.

For the ladies

Full Mental Hackette

Goldfingering

Food fellas introducing Pizza Boy as flopsy

Ban her and her sisters

Last Man go in Harry's

Loneliness of the wrong distance poster

The Striptease Falcon

Mayfair Ladyboy

Off Rice and men

Paint your Drag on

The Fillerpiedeeper Story introducing toyboyloy

Point Wank

The Pissed man always brings rice

Pubic Enema

Repo Ban

Reservoir blogs

A room with a BLUE

Rosemary's gravy

Ice cold in Hilux

Schindler's Pissed

Wai Noon

7 rides for 7 muffas

Snowjob and the 7 murderators

ADULT VIEWING

Sox,Lays and Sellotape

Tell them Willy boy is Queer

Terms of embeerment

Debbie does Bald Rick

The tent onanments

Birf of an Asian

Rubble in Paradise

The undearable slightness of peeing

Woman on the verge of a Nidhog shakedown

Wuthering Tights

Rain spotting

Buffs pick


The Trouble with Harry (1955) - IMDb
IMDb
Rating: 7.2/10 - ‎25,273 votes
Comedy ... The trouble with Harry is that he's dead

Originally Posted by david44

Rubble in Paradise

The undearable slightness of peeing

Woman on the verge of a Nidhog shakedown

Wuthering Tights

Rain spotting

Buffs pick


The Trouble with Harry (1955) - IMDb
IMDb
Rating: 7.2/10 - ‎25,273 votes
Comedy ... The trouble with Harry is that he's dead

Fuck that's pissed on my strawberries innit.

Love ya style David , keep em coming

American werewolf in Foodland

Slaughterhies Five

Zoo Loo

Torrents off her Labia

Reservoir Wogs

Chores

Bumdog Millionaire

1001 damn asians

Fooking brilliant, david...Stream of creativity...

Wog soldiers

Gary from hull, King of the jungle

When Terry met Patsy

Originally Posted by patsycat

When Terry met Patsy

cannot green you just post up the pics

Guns of Neverna on knee

Sink thebsnubmark

STEAMboat Willy

For our Flippa freinds

Duterte Dancing followed by

Davis does Duterte

A rare fly on the wall documentary from Bayswater steamed thatched psychiatric ward

The Engrish Patient

Mr Earl goes to Frown

pizzahounds thriller Borer Borer Borer

Somtams biopic Jungle Boy theme tune the Mowgli Lads

The Cujo Precedent.

"A Bunch of Foul-Mouthed Old Men Have a Circle Jerk".

"Lulu's Look at Me, I'm Fantastico and Root Heaps of Whores Despite Being a Runt Coz I'm Good Looking and Rich", a black comedy commenting on narcissism.

Loy Toy Story Part 69.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Foul-Mouthed

Goooood Morning MaaaaaaNaaaam , I think Loytoyboy has entered into the spirit of irony, key is the incredible lightness of peeing

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Loy Toy Story Part 69

I think in USA was released as

The Pie who come in from the Cold?

Other thrillers inc

DrNObob

Boldfinger

Rural meme shags Thaisurin in You only live twice

The man with Golden bum

Noonraker featrurung Crackerjack Dundee

Ant's tribute to a smelly old fridge For your Lies only

Begbie's energetic cumback Jocktopussy

Brokeslack Mounting a cyber thriller by failed Belgian sleuth Haircurl Pappylon

Candid vlog of Duke of Newcasle's diet regime The Battle of the Bulge

Sausage Party.

Gulliver's Troubles. (sorry no links)

Behind the Teak Door

Pride and Prejudice

Originally Posted by david44

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Foul-Mouthed

Goooood Morning MaaaaaaNaaaam , I think Loytoyboy has entered into the spirit of irony, key is the incredible lightness of peeing

Nice.
Point taken, Robin.

Good Morning Maanaaaaaam!

The Loneliness of the long distance bummer

A night in Bangkok Hilton

From gusher with glove

Ageist full of Wallahs

The Sheets of San Francisco

Passport to Pornlicko

ALe of the pink punter

Pubic Enema number one

Grazing saddles

Perth Fire Safety Film, They shoot Hoses don't they?

The pleasure of the Sierra Estate

A tale of my exploits in Bangkok:

Fastaway

Bar Wars