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    TD the movie :Title suggestions

    The Good the Bad and The Ugly

    A fistful of Hollers starring Earl

    Four bannings and a venereal introducing Chico

    Marmite doesn't liv here anymore

    Anatomy of a Turder

    Ballad of Cable Ho

    Being Ant Robertvich

    Beauty and the Pissed

    Chariots of Beer

    Cockwork Orange

    The Day the mirth stoodstill

    The Beer Hunter

    Desperately seeking Kurgen

    Dr Smegalll and Missed her Hide

    The Elephant Ban

    Fist and curious

    Seven bothers for 7/11

    The Wench Connection

    For a few Willy's more

    Bury my fart at rural surin
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    carry on matron.




    Sid Carter (taxexile) is the cunning head of a criminal gang that includes the longhaired drip Ernie Bragg (baitongboy), the cheeky Freddy (withnallstoke) and Sid's honest son, Cyril (baldrick).

    Cyril does not want a life of crime, but is emotionally blackmailed by his father into going along with his scheme to rob Finisham Maternity Hospital for its stock of contraceptive pills.

    Cyril reluctantly disguises himself as a new female nurse to case the hospital and the booty. Assumed to be one of the new student nurses who have just arrived, he is assigned to share a room with the shapely blonde nurse, Susan Ball (graceless fawn). Unfortunately for Cyril, he also catches the eye of the hospital Lothario, Dr Prodd (luigi).

    Sir Bernard Cutting (drbob), the hypochondriac registrar of the hospital, is convinced he's undergoing a sex change. When he consults the nutty Dr F.A. Goode (seeking asylum), Goode dishes out psychiatric mumbo jumbo, stating that Cutting merely wants to prove his manhood, and Cutting decides he is in love with Matron (butterfly). Matron, on the other hand, has more than enough to contend with on the wards, with the gluttonous patient Mrs Tidey (somtamslap) who seems more interested in eating than producing a baby, and her long-suffering British Rail worker husband (ant knobertson) who continually hangs around the waiting room.

    When Cyril goes back to Prodd's room to get a map of the hospital, Prodd attempts to get intimate, only to be knocked across the room. Prodd and Cyril are called out on an emergency when lovely film star Jane Darling (thailazer) goes into labour, but as Cyril knocks Prodd out in the ambulance, he is forced to deal with the actress's triplets being born.

    Jane Darling is delighted with Cyril and hails "the nurse" a heroine for her efforts, bringing fame to the hospital. Susan uncovers Cyril's disguise, but as she is in love with him, does not reveal the truth.

    The Sister (smeg) desperately tries to keep the ward in order, while Cutting's secretary, Miss Banks (harry barracuda) keeps her employer in check, but nothing can cool his pent-up desire to prove himself as a man, and it's Matron who's in his sights.

    The criminal gang don disguises – Sid dresses as the foreign "Dr Zhivago" and Ernie as a heavily expectant mum – but the crime is thwarted by the mothers-to-be.

    The medical hierarchy's threat to call the police is halted when Sid reveals the heroine of the day is a man, and the hospital realise they would suffer nationwide humiliation if anyone found out.

    Cyril weds his shapely nurse Susan, and Matron finally gets her doctor.

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    For the ladies

    Full Mental Hackette

    Goldfingering

    Food fellas introducing Pizza Boy as flopsy

    Ban her and her sisters

    Last Man go in Harry's

    Loneliness of the wrong distance poster

    The Striptease Falcon

    Mayfair Ladyboy

    Off Rice and men

    Paint your Drag on

    The Fillerpiedeeper Story introducing toyboyloy

    Point Wank

    The Pissed man always brings rice

    Pubic Enema

    Repo Ban

    Reservoir blogs

    A room with a BLUE

    Rosemary's gravy

    Ice cold in Hilux

    Schindler's Pissed

    Wai Noon

    7 rides for 7 muffas

    Snowjob and the 7 murderators

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    ADULT VIEWING

    Sox,Lays and Sellotape

    Tell them Willy boy is Queer

    Terms of embeerment

    Debbie does Bald Rick

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    The tent onanments

    Birf of an Asian

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    Rubble in Paradise

    The undearable slightness of peeing

    Woman on the verge of a Nidhog shakedown

    Wuthering Tights

    Rain spotting

    Buffs pick


    The Trouble with Harry (1955) - IMDb
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    Comedy ... The trouble with Harry is that he's dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Rubble in Paradise

    The undearable slightness of peeing

    Woman on the verge of a Nidhog shakedown

    Wuthering Tights

    Rain spotting

    Buffs pick


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    Comedy ... The trouble with Harry is that he's dead
    Fuck that's pissed on my strawberries innit.

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    Love ya style David , keep em coming

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    American werewolf in Foodland

    Slaughterhies Five

    Zoo Loo

    Torrents off her Labia

    Reservoir Wogs

    Chores

    Bumdog Millionaire

    1001 damn asians

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    Fooking brilliant, david...Stream of creativity...

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    Wog soldiers

    Gary from hull, King of the jungle

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    When Terry met Patsy

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
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    cannot green you just post up the pics

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    Guns of Neverna on knee

    Sink thebsnubmark

    STEAMboat Willy

    For our Flippa freinds

    Duterte Dancing followed by

    Davis does Duterte

    A rare fly on the wall documentary from Bayswater steamed thatched psychiatric ward

    The Engrish Patient

    Mr Earl goes to Frown

    pizzahounds thriller Borer Borer Borer

    Somtams biopic Jungle Boy theme tune the Mowgli Lads


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    The Cujo Precedent.

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    "A Bunch of Foul-Mouthed Old Men Have a Circle Jerk".

    "Lulu's Look at Me, I'm Fantastico and Root Heaps of Whores Despite Being a Runt Coz I'm Good Looking and Rich", a black comedy commenting on narcissism.

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    Loy Toy Story Part 69.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
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    Goooood Morning MaaaaaaNaaaam , I think Loytoyboy has entered into the spirit of irony, key is the incredible lightness of peeing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Loy Toy Story Part 69
    I think in USA was released as

    The Pie who come in from the Cold?

    Other thrillers inc

    DrNObob

    Boldfinger

    Rural meme shags Thaisurin in You only live twice

    The man with Golden bum

    Noonraker featrurung Crackerjack Dundee

    Ant's tribute to a smelly old fridge For your Lies only

    Begbie's energetic cumback Jocktopussy

    Brokeslack Mounting a cyber thriller by failed Belgian sleuth Haircurl Pappylon

    Candid vlog of Duke of Newcasle's diet regime The Battle of the Bulge

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    Sausage Party.

    Gulliver's Troubles. (sorry no links)

    Behind the Teak Door

    Pride and Prejudice

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
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    Goooood Morning MaaaaaaNaaaam , I think Loytoyboy has entered into the spirit of irony, key is the incredible lightness of peeing
    Nice.
    Point taken, Robin.

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    Good Morning Maanaaaaaam!

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    The Loneliness of the long distance bummer

    A night in Bangkok Hilton

    From gusher with glove

    Ageist full of Wallahs

    The Sheets of San Francisco

    Passport to Pornlicko

    ALe of the pink punter

    Pubic Enema number one

    Grazing saddles

    Perth Fire Safety Film, They shoot Hoses don't they?

    The pleasure of the Sierra Estate

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    A tale of my exploits in Bangkok:

    Fastaway

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