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    A eulogy for Fuck

    Perhaps somewhat belated, anyway back when I had a home in NM, I adopted a stray little black kitten, solid black. He grew up to be a nice cat.(most supersticious americans shun black cats)
    His name was Fuck.

    When he got old enough I had my vetenarian pal come over and we gelded Fuck. The doc had me do it. He provided the anesthetics of course. But is wasn't a snip snip afair. It was kinda like starting a lawn mower.

    We cut open the scrotum grabbled the testicles with some forceps and yanked like starting an outboard.

    After that was when he got his name, Fuck. Sorry Fuck no fucky fucky for you!

    So I kept Fuck for a couple years or so.

    He was a lovely affectionate purring machine, generaly a home body.

    Then one morning I be sitting at my breakfast table and Fuck comes in, meows weakly, lies down at my feet, and dies in his next breath.

    I reckon he must have eaten a bad lizard or something.

    I take my dead cat, Fuck, out to the high desert mesa, and place him under a small pile of rocks, and ponder whatever it was we pondered back then.
    I still feel a little sad about Fuck!

    Adios Fuck!
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    Poor fuck that brought a tear to my glass eye ,

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    I'm a poor little Fuck,
    And whatsmore I'm black.
    Life started to suck,
    After Earl cut open my sack.

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    Felines should dominate our disconnected existence.

    Perhaps we'll learn a thing or four.......or not.
    Fuck cycles.

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    I once had a siamese cat named...Fuck Yu Tu.
    We had great conversations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Felines should dominate our disconnected existence.

    Perhaps we'll learn a thing or four.......or not.
    Fuck cycles.
    ... especially menstrual ones.

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    Damn fine Mexican food and bright starry nights in NM. Thanks for the memory Earl.

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    and you guys call me weird...fuck!

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    Lovely story. I have the ashes of one of my cats. I talk to her sometimes. Silly, but makes me feel good.

    She died in my arms at the grand old age of 16.

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    RIP Fuck.

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    RIP Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I'm a poor little Fuck,
    And whatsmore I'm black.
    Life started to suck,
    After Earl cut open my sack.
    I read Earl story then made me feel sad but after I read this can I laugh?

    RIP little fuck

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    ^ Heh...RIP little Fuck...

    555...

    Sounds like you're talking to Dickie...555

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    That's absolutely correct Earl, you must appreciate every conscious moment in ones short life span here on Mother Earth. And you where gifted by receiving a stray fuck, a fuck that you nurtured and bonded with for years.
    Then fuck died at your feet, but fuck just wanted to say his last goodbye with you.
    Fuck makes you realise that each moment is precious.

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    oh fuck!

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    Now that's what I call a eulogy for fucks sake.


    I'm not superstitious in anyway but must say I am a bit leery of some black cats. Not all are cute and cuddly. What can I say, I've had some bad experiences.


    The fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Now that's what I call a eulogy for fucks sake.


    I'm not superstitious in anyway but must say I am a bit leery of some black cats. Not all are cute and cuddly. What can I say, I've had some bad experiences.


    The fish.
    lol how can you have a bad experience with a cat.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    oh fuck!
    That was exactly what I said at the time!

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    I guess most clowns wouldn't know what it's like to be the fish in the presence of a group of mad hungery cats.

    Don't get me wrong. I like black pussy cats as long as they lick themselves clean.

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    ^ Yer a funny wee fish, black-haired hungry pussies licking themselves clean, notwithstanding...

    Heh...You should go to Patpong, mate...Like the starship Enterprise, "to boldly go where no man has gone before"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Now that's what I call a eulogy for fucks sake.


    I'm not superstitious in anyway but must say I am a bit leery of some black cats. Not all are cute and cuddly. What can I say, I've had some bad experiences.


    The fish.
    lol how can you have a bad experience with a cat.?
    Sharp claws and teeth.

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    Ye one vicious bite and your hand has gone.

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    Thanks, but no thanks. Ive seen what happens to the fish in the fish bowls at the carnival. Dodging ping pong balls all night. Then they wind up leaving in a plastic bag.

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    Some of them will stuff you "where the sun don't shine," fish...I'd be a tad concerned of that "caustic atmosphere" for a gill-bearing chordate, such as yer good self...

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