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    Saluting

    I have just begun to incorporate into our forum (cough) decorum - the salute.

    I will issue a salute when our members offers the following in his/her posts:

    Humor
    Imagination
    Pertinent Contribution
    pithiness
    Intrigue
    Insightfulness
    Constructiveness.

    I will issue only - ONLY - 4 salutes per 24 hour period.

    I will record these salutes and at the end for a full calendar year, the receiver of most salutes will be rewarded with a prize and a title.

    The following means will be rendered to notify recipients of my salutes:

    1. "Username, + I salute you."

    2. @Username, I salute you

    3. *saluting*


    Note* - if NON-clarification is necessary I will post a "not saluted," "not saluting" post.

    Here is an informational video on this matter:


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    Cold Pizza not saluted.

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    Third one from the left has a great ass.

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    Max salutes,4 posts per 24 hour. So the most prolific posters have an advantage, but hang on, their posts don't have the above attributes.

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    But hang on, who gives a fuck.

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    4,4,9,2,3,5,4,5

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    I can see the Dog House soon being overwhelmed by Cold-Pizzaness.


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    where did c+p the original o.p from..

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    I Salute you back.



    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    BTW, I'll take the one on the left please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman
    will issue a salute when our members offers the following in his/her posts:

    Humor
    Imagination
    Pertinent Contribution
    pithiness
    Intrigue
    Insightfulness
    Constructiveness.

    How the Fuck will you recognize any of those qualities in a post?

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    What's the prize?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    Saluting

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    How to salute the American way would be a better title to the vid.
    Not quite the same in Britain or NZ (or Oz, I imagine).
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza;3374611

    Here is an informational video on this matter:

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    If you salute any of my posts I will hunt you down and kill you with fire. Then cremate whatever is left.

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    When will you start saluting?

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    Of all the idiotically banal threads that this cretin has started this one must be up there near the top.

    Asperger's or something similar to be sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsaanBoy View Post
    When will you start saluting?
    When I find a post or posts that deserve a salute I shall proffer one.


    Thanks for participating, IB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    How to salute the American way would be a better title to the vid.
    Not quite the same in Britain or NZ (or Oz, I imagine).
    An apt point:

    British:


    Australian:


    North Korean:


    21 Gun Salute:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    I will issue a salute when our members offers the following in his/her posts: Humor Imagination Pertinent Contribution pithiness Intrigue Insightfulness Constructiveness.
    Quite pointless and just adds more useless posts to a thread. Why not just use the repo system?
    Does the same thing with less wasted space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    I will issue a salute when our members offers the following in his/her posts: Humor Imagination Pertinent Contribution pithiness Intrigue Insightfulness Constructiveness.
    Quite pointless and just adds more useless posts to a thread. Why not just use the repo system?
    Does the same thing with less wasted space.
    Remember the repo system, cumstain? It's where you rank number 24,078 out of 24,078 TD posters - the most despised poster in TD history. Give yourself a salute, faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B
    Quite pointless and just adds more useless posts to a thread. Why not just use the repo system? Does the same thing with less wasted space.
    Wasting space (and oxygen) is the only thing the twat has going in his life, do you really want to deprive him of those simple pleasures?

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    ^Yes, please.

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