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    Name meanings...

    Men's names:

    Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
    Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.
    Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
    Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
    Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
    Amir - Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.
    Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
    Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
    Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
    Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
    Arnold - loser.
    Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
    Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
    Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
    Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
    Bradley - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
    Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
    Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
    Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
    Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.
    Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
    Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
    Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
    Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
    Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
    Cameron - wanker of the first order
    Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
    Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
    Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no real person has that name.
    Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
    Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
    Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
    Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
    Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
    Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
    Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
    Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
    Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
    Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
    Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
    Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
    Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
    Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
    Darryl - Hung like a pit pony, can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and breathe through his lugs : )
    David - total wanker - hated by all.
    Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.
    Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
    Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
    Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.
    Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
    Don - dickhead.
    Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
    Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
    Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
    Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
    Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
    Emrys - Load mouth gob shite.
    Elliott - Full of himself
    Eric - shy.
    Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
    Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
    Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
    Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
    Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
    Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
    Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
    George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
    Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth
    Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex
    Graham - will screw anything
    Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
    Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
    Guy - Covers his back, has a small dick.
    Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
    Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.
    Haydn - tries hard.
    Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).
    Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him
    Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
    Jamie - Scum of the Earth.
    James - built like a horse.
    Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
    Jason - Total cock whore
    Jeff - really ugly.
    Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
    Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
    Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
    Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.
    Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
    Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
    Joel - arse.
    John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
    Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.
    Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
    Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
    Josh - full of himself, fun.
    Junior - hotty and totally good at football.
    Justin - aggravating, insecure & jealous.
    Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
    Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.
    Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
    Kenneth - very, very...anything[at] you want him to be.
    Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
    Kurt - can kick anyone's arse, likes small boys.
    Ky - see Kain.
    Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
    Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
    Laurey - short and funny looking.
    Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
    Les - calm, calculating, intelligent, sexy.
    Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
    Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
    Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.
    Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
    Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
    Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
    Luigi - small penis, over inflated ego, bullshits about sexual conquests
    Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
    Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - Tries to tell everyone
    Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is, not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.
    Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.
    Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
    Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
    Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
    Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though.
    Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
    Noel - an absolute diamond, sexy, funny and faultless....ap[at]art from when it comes to sorting out contents insurance for his home
    Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
    Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.
    Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
    Patrick - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in pricks.
    Paul - drunk, drunk, drunk.
    Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
    Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
    Rashpal - C@@t
    Reagen - ...strange.
    Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long,long time ago.
    Richard - cant see his feet balls are to big
    Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
    Rikki - see above.
    Rob - constantly watches porn.
    Roy - total loser and computer genius.
    Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
    Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
    Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
    Sam - wannabe sex machine.
    Scott - has serious disabilities.
    Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
    Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
    Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
    Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
    Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
    Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
    Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
    Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
    Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
    Toby - best blow ever.
    Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
    Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
    Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
    Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
    Troy - cute and popular.
    Taylor - gay.
    Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
    Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
    William - wishes he were popular but is ultimately a c@@t.
    Zach - sweet and polite and adorable

    Womens names:

    Ada - Blue haired, smells of wee.
    Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs
    Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
    Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. A good shag though.
    Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.
    Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.
    Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually foun hanging around toilets.
    Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
    Annette - She's BIG.
    Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
    Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
    Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
    Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
    Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
    Bianca - Ginger.
    Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
    Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
    Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
    Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
    Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears.
    Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
    Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies.
    Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
    Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
    Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
    Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
    Daisy - Virgin.
    Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
    Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
    Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
    Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
    Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
    Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.
    Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
    Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee.
    Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths.
    Elizabeth - Born to rock, hates chickens.
    Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth
    Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
    Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
    Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
    Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
    Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up.
    Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
    Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts.
    Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head.
    Francine - French.
    Gabrielle - French too.
    Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
    Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
    Gaynor - Lesbian.
    Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
    Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
    Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
    Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
    Georgina - Wants to be a man.
    Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
    Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
    Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer.
    Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.
    Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.
    Hilary - Frigid.
    Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
    Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
    Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
    Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle?
    Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
    Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
    Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.
    Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
    Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
    Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
    Jessica - Virgin, always will be.
    Joanne - Moans in her sleep, can't cook, moans when she wakes up
    Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said.
    Judith - Big eyes, big tits
    Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse.
    Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
    Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.
    Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.
    Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit.
    Kate - see Catherine.
    Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
    Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
    Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
    Kylie - Trendy sex kitten that all the lads wanna shag (and probably have)
    Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim
    Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
    Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
    Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive.
    Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
    Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
    Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
    Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
    Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole.
    Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
    Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
    Liz - Long legged and brainey.
    Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet jellybabies
    Louise/a - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing.
    Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
    Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
    Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
    Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
    Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
    Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
    Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
    Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
    Martina - Ugly lesbian.
    Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
    Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
    Mary - had a little lamb.
    Maxine - drinks, smokes, swears and farts like a bloke
    Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
    Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
    Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
    Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
    Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
    Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
    Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
    Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
    Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
    Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
    Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
    Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
    Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
    Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
    Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
    Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair.
    Olive - Oily skin, oils up well.
    Olivia - Neutron bomb.
    Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
    Pat - Butt ugly lesbian.
    Paula - Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon.
    Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff.
    Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
    Petra - Dead dog.
    Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
    Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her cheeks.
    Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
    Rhonda - Help me, help me.
    Rosalind - Whahey, nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago.
    Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver
    Roseanne - ERRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
    Rula - She measures up well.
    Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up, stand up
    Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
    Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
    Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
    Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
    Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
    Shania - Often feels like a woman
    Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.
    Sheila - Very big Down Under
    Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Wurly whole, likes bananas.
    Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
    Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
    Sinitta - who?
    Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier"
    Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
    Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
    Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
    Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
    Sue - Always in court
    Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave.
    Tanya - Hot minx, too short.
    Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
    Tiffany - who?
    Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
    Tori - Lives under a hedge, can't water ski.
    Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.Loves kittens.
    Tracey - Lesbian.
    Ulrika - ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka.
    Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry.
    Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women.
    Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
    Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate
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    Where is my name haha

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    Cherry means suay mak mak...Heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo
    Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.

    Close,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo
    Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
    I don't do drugs.

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    My name "Mohammed " is not on the list. So now I'll never know what it means.

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