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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    The Smegma and the smell.
    Experience I'm assuming....

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    You assume wrong,

    Teflers just can't keep this inside stuff to themselves.

    Especially the fat Arsed coonts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    You assume wrong,
    I'm sure you have tons of examples of teflers not understanding the smell of dead bodies..

    You were a firefighter, I'm sure you've seen more dead people than me. I trust your judgement when you say you know the smell of smegma and a dead person.

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    ^

    Oh yer Baby,

    34 years on the Job sorts out the shit from the sticky pudding.

    Teflers ain't seen fuk all except a pencil sharpener.

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    Gotta agree with terry, here...If you want a fit "bint," it would be nice if you were fit yerself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    Teflers ain't seen fuk all except a pencil sharpener.
    Maybe a few other things too....


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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Gotta agree with terry, here...If you want a fit "bint," it would be nice if you were fit yerself...
    A fit (or fat) wallet will often do just as nicely.

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    No probs there mate but ya gota remember the bought bint will leave ya a lot quicker than a bint who actually likes ya.

    The other bint will hang around a tad longer before she leaves ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    A fit (or fat) wallet will often do just as nicely.
    Yes, if she's smoking hot AND has money, that's ok too...

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    Maybe Tim Sharky's been letting himself go a bit these last few months, and it caught up with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
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    Obese and out of shape and on viagra probably

    recipe for a heart attack


    RIP
    Would this be a bad time to say that apparently when doctors put legit patients on Viagra they start at 50mg but the tabs one used to see in Pattaya were 200mg.
    I used to use 1/4 -ish of a Kamagra sachet but did send my father some tabs I bought in China as he said he was curious about the stuff. And yes I did tell him about the 50mg.
    A buddy of mine in his 50s whose in shape and fit cuts them in half.

    I've never taken it but it seems 200 mg is not needed and too much for many people

    I think with the appearance of viagra on the market (1998?) it gave a boost to pattaya holidays for a lot of men over 50 so they can do the deed

    that also mean a lot of overweight unhealthy guys who never exercise overdoing it in patters

    and dying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrowman
    A buddy of mine in his 50s whose in shape and fit cuts them in half.
    Cuts what in half?...A 200mg tab?...That's still 100mg...Fucking nuts, I'd say...

    Figuratively speaking, of course...

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    Those ginseng & oyster extract capsules from pharmacies are a big help. Just ask them and they will know what you mean because they are well known as aphrodisiacs. What they do is help your blood flow easier, like viagra. No harmful side effects.

    In 7-11 they sell ginseng capsules, 8 for 60 something baht, on the medicine shelf, not behind the counter. Knock back 2 of those about 2hrs before showtime and you'll see an improvement in your libido.

    Those were my experiences anyway, who needs to risk a coronary with viagra?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Knock back 2 of those about 2hrs before showtime and you'll see an improvement in your libido.
    Nice way of putting it, Pat...

    Don't know about waiting for 2 hours, mind...Heh...

    What "show" were you watching that night?...The Wizard of Oz?...The Tin Man really needed a new dick maybe...

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    I found I was able to control the urge and sensitivity of ejaculation better

    It was either learn to do that or find an uglier, fatter, scaly skinned eczema riddled GF

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    No probs there mate but ya gota remember the bought bint will leave ya a lot quicker than a bint who actually likes ya.

    The other bint will hang around a tad longer before she leaves ya.
    Is your relationship with your handbag the first real lovey dovey one you have ever had?

    The way you write sounds like a fifteen year old who's mama has let him out for the first tme.

    And using the word Bint - who says that? Do you know that a bint is a female camel...

    Australians are so full of themselves, but in the end they are uneducated. Where did the UK go wrong...

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    Australians are so full of themselves, but in the end they are uneducated. Where did the UK go wrong...
    that's a bit over the Top Miss, anyway RIP to the Fat-Chap in question here..

    His Cremation will be held over the next 3 days I'm told

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    No probs there mate but ya gota remember the bought bint will leave ya a lot quicker than a bint who actually likes ya.
    I thought you said that you pay 'The Handbag' a monthly salary.

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    Micheal Soden doesn't look 200kg





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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
    Micheal Soden doesn't look 200kg
    .. but he might be seven feet tall ?

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    Soden has a tattoo on his leg, looks like a cartoon character, Daffy Duck or something similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post
    Micheal Soden doesn't look 200kg
    Maybe it's a typo and he's really only 100kg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Soden has a tattoo on his leg, looks like a cartoon character, Daffy Duck or something similar.
    It looks like a tattoo of a gay frog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mingmong
    His Cremation will take 3 days I'm told
    Fixed that for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Let's lay off the fat bastard jokes, shall we?!!
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    I was trying to be polite. Jeez, if i weighed 200 kilos (31 stone give or take) i would have to be winched out of my house by rather sexy firemen. How the hell did he even get on a plane? It would tip to one side!!

    And as my ex Terry said - the poor girls. Rolls and rolls of fat, quadrupil moobs. Heart attack in the making.

    Poor guy.

    I'm sorry, i have zilch sympathy for obese people. They always seem to have an excuse.
    & that's your polite is it?

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