A Caledonaon Stag is to breathalyzed after colliding with Chuck Winser a well known animal lover, while he was believed to talking to a vegetable at the time no futhur action will be taken.
He claimed they were being purused by papparnazis and vowed to use his chuckedoyster pass in future, as it's hard to get by on $182 a minute
http://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3b8d23...sm=12&fit=max&
His ride a Ms Reklina Parker-Knowles looking dishevelled in a crusty way ejaculated
'OMG I thought I was going to Di'