Thread: Somchai the Knob Jockey fixes my flat tyre.

5555 nice story...what's the betting Somchai #1 through to #3, were as pissed as a bag full of spanners before your "repaired" tyre was flat? That place hadn't seen so much money on years, Laukao all round .

The initial mistake was taking a car with tubeless tires to Somchai the tube fixer!
Should have gone to Somchai the tubeless fixer. Or better yet carry your own tubeless tire repair kit.

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Na,

The only reason I went there was because I was now driving a car that had three car tyres on it and one wheel Barrow tyre.

It was find the nearest Somchai whatever the outcome.

He did not disappoint.

Har Har har

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Har Har har

Sorry Willy you got that one wrong













555

Originally Posted by jimbobs

I'd contact the complaints dept or give a bad review on line

Yes, this is definitely a job for tripadvisor.

Looks like MaI Arse is branching out.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Looks like MaI Arse is branching out.

Nothing close to the original though...

Reminds me of the fckwits in our local village "garage" where we kids used to hang out...The station was right on the main highway...

Owner's son thought he'd be a smart-ass and show how to lift Brian's Road Runner mag wheel over his head...

He got it up no problem, but couldn't hold it so it bounced out to the highway where a barrelling freight truck hit it head on, sending Brian's brand new slick into orbit...

It was still bouncing along half a mile down the highway...Poor Brian's face...

I doubt I've ever laughed as hard...Had no strength to walk, it was so fucking hilarious...

Cars are now fitted with a smaller spare tyre as standard, it makes the boot trunk space larger, driving on a spare is safe, lucky it wasn't the front tyre, driving with a smaller front tyre is testing.

How many Somchais' does it take to not fix a flat tire?

Lucky it wasn't a light bulb.

Originally Posted by wasabi

Cars are now fitted with a smaller spare tyre as standard, it makes the boot trunk space larger.

Yes OK,

But if you were driving across the nullabor plain in Australia the next place to get ya tyre fixed may be 200 fookin KLM away.

It's Ok in Thailand where the nearest dumb arse Somchai is 30 Seconds away.

Anyway, putting a wheel barrow tyre on a car is a truly fooked idea.


Coonts only do that to save a few more sheckles on the price of the car, besides that it's fookin dangerous.

Some dumb arse may put it on the front of his motor and drive at Warp speed.

If it's Somchai I really hope the coonting thing blows out and offs him.

Originally Posted by fishlocker

How many Somchais' does it take to not fix a flat tire?

Lucky it wasn't a light bulb.

The lights on but nobody's in