You have no choice... Your family is held hostage, a knife at your nuts, aliens are gonna nuke the world unless you perform to your utmost (and satiate) one of the four women of the apocalypse.
Davis, a highly valued member, famously went for the Little Sailor Girl.
I'd do Miss Predator.
Pretty sure Stoker would be well into the Newcastle Yeti.
Dilly, if my memory serves me correctly, wanted a bit of Les Dawson in a skirt.
It's poll time gentlemen (and ladies). Take your pick...