Thread: You Gotta Shag One of Them!!!

I'd do all the fat ugly bastards
German style
Goodinhardin

Any pictures of their mums?

sailor girl, I know that look on her boat, I have seen that look before, they never disappoint,

^

there speaks a man who knows a mucky lass when he sees one.

the thighs may be a bit bulky but that minge will be foaming and frothing and she will slobber you until the cows come home!
just have your excuses ready for a quick getaway once you have drained your sump.

I know, when you go to Liverpool to meet them, or Newcastle or wherever.

You can tell them you are rich retirees and that you live in Thailand.

i'm sure all those lasses have spent many hours down the pub discussing men in exactly the same way as we are discussing them.

they are saturday night girls out on the razzle looking for some lads to take them home and slip them some meaty length before the sun comes up.

good luck to them.

Ok I'll bite. Two things I just don't get any more. A fat blond.

Last time I was with a fat blond she was a prison officer, 24 years old, did she hit the vodka, so I would comfort her drunken lard, after knowing her for two days she sat Me down for a serious talk, she wanted marriage and 4 kids from Me.
I declined and she went mental, shouting that I was a barstard just like the other men.

^ Heh...Sounds like you escaped with your life, luckily...

Originally Posted by nidhogg

"I would rather wank"

Suit yourself...


The predator she looks like a filthy slut! Otherwise Les Dawsons sister...

You can all get focked, aliens can nuke the world.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Otherwise Les Dawsons sister...

Pretty sure that is, actually, Les Dawson....

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Anyway I think this is more your type Boo, you strike me as a kinky fucker.

surely the bin is a bit big?

I think it appalling you lot are objectifying these poor girls in a demeaningly, coarse sexual manner that belittles the very species to which you laughingly claim some passing allegiance.

Doubtless, you are all members of that club from which we chaps, seized of a decent length and the grace to use it with fine gentillesse and courtesy towards the fairer sex, are proudly excluded.

You know the one I mean ( he writes with his little pinky raised and curled )?

Poor Tax is possibly the founding member of TD's chapter.

Har,har.

Originally Posted by taxexile

it would have to be the sailor girl, she is the only one with that certain twinkle in the eye that hints at the rampant lust and filthiness that lies within.

..and she's got the biggest tits, obviously.

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by taxexile

it would have to be the sailor girl, she is the only one with that certain twinkle in the eye that hints at the rampant lust and filthiness that lies within.

..and she's got the biggest tits, obviously.

And probably the tightest minge.

What has the forum become?

Les Dawson.

In the dark you can feel fat but you can't feel ugly

Rather judgmental of Betty Boo. Anyone got a photo of her?

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Les Dawson.

In the dark you can feel fat but you can't feel ugly

But you can't unsee what you saw in the light.
She's the flaccid paradox: She's soft-on ugly so you'd need bourbon to do her, but so many bourbons that you'd get brewers droop.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

members here are describing that trajectory

Wankers, quite literally.

Seminal arc trajectories ?

Originally Posted by taxexile

they are saturday night girls out on the razzle looking for some lads to take them home and slip them some meaty length

They will want pie and chips top up before you get to the fish course.

Nay worries, send them all to me. They will all awake with wonderful memories and sore holes. The stories they will tell their blond haired, blue eyed, children will pass down though the generations.