My personal Celebration thread to the achievers.

[stroller]

I formally offer any Teakdoor member who produces his or her Teakdoor amulet a free pie of their choice picked up from the Loy Toy residence.

Reserve a steak&kidney for next time I'll come down to patters, will ya.

[crackerjack101]

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Originally Posted by Loy Toy
I formally offer any Teakdoor member who produces his or her Teakdoor amulet a free pie of their choice picked up from the Loy Toy residence.
Reserve a steak&kidney for next time I'll come down to patters, will ya.

Have you got an "Teak Door amulet" stroller?

[Loy Toy]

Be careful you don't stopped and done for WP violations when out on a delivery run.

My wife delivers to the customers and or people pick them up from home.

I am very aware of that law mate, anyway my wife refuses to let me deliver as I would drink all the profits.

[NZdick1983]

Very good business idea, LT... well done to your wife.

Any business ideas for us when we move to Japan? fire them my way... (aside from our Home-based English tutoring)..

[Loy Toy]

Any business ideas for us when we move to Japan?

Things I'm doing at the moment,,,,,,,

1. A new 8 test strip drug tester with an adulterant strip.
2. A new insulated fast food noodle cup.
3. A new beer glass with an integral atomic widget
4. A new bottle cap with built in oxygen scavenger
5. And of course a new bucket. The original yellow one is looking a bit tired.

If any of these come off I may be looking for an agent in Japan mate.

Lots of work to do though.

[somtamslap]

Any business ideas for us when we move to Japan?

Little Dicky's Delicious Dildos.

You could make dildos, dicky. Out of sushi and other such fare. Make a hard rice-based compound and mould phalic beacons of depravity for the Nagasaki massive to pop up the anal passages?

Yes dicky.

You know you're considering it dicky.

[Davis Knowlton]

That would sell HUGE in Japan - right out of the vending machines....You're set, Dicky!

[NZdick1983]

^ Thanks chaps, I shall mold the perfect phallus from my sizzling schnitzel schlong...

(bastards)...

I'm thinking kiwiana stuff, Jade, Maori Tikis, Manuka honey, propolis supplements, Pycnogenol, sheep placenta face serums, etc...
Just niche Kiwi stuff...

I feel a Japan/Thai collaboration on the horizon... wonder if I could distribute your pies?

[stroller]

Have you got an "Teak Door amulet" stroller?

WTF is that?
I'll just look tough and be wearing my Old Wiankers T-shirt, that'd do.

[bsnub]

^You will still be a drug addicted scumbag.

[Luigi]

Be careful you don't stopped and done for WP violations when out on a delivery run.

My wife delivers to the customers and or people pick them up from home.

I am very aware of that law mate, anyway my wife refuses to let me deliver as I would drink all the profits.

Just got an order for 10 steak and kidney pies, 10 chicken massaman pies and 20 cherry and apple pies and spent the entire afternoon delivering products in Pattaya.

Only kidding L, I think you're a top lad, and a success that many expats could only dream of being. No need to drink a lake's worth of 100 Pipers and violate your computer monitor again.

[stroller]

^You will still be a drug addicted scumbag.

Thanks.
Have another Heineken or whatever piss you sustain your single brain cell with.

[Loy Toy]

Delivering with my wife mate. She carries the pies and collects the money and I go to the nearest bar stool and order a beer.

[stroller]

Just got an order for 10 steak and kidney pies, 10 chicken massaman pies and 20 cherry and apple pies and spent the entire afternoon delivering products in Pattaya.

...

She carries the pies and collects the money and I go to the nearest bar stool and order a beer.

Sounds great, I bet there is no shortage of volunteers to take over your job if you get tired of the work.

[Norton]

She does Steak and kidney, Steak and onion, Steak and potato, Mince beef and onion, Chicken massaman, Chicken and mushroom and Green Chicken Curry Pies which have all been well received.

If they can be frozen, I'll have 2 each above plus 4 each apple and cherry. Think that's 20.

I order stuff from all over and delivered on bus to Roiet in a styrofoam container with dry ice.

If the wife can be bothered PM me your phone number so we can chat.

[AntRobertson]

Not for nothing but how long would frozen pies be 'good' for?

[Iceman123]

I'll just look tough and be wearing my Old Wiankers T-shirt, that'd do.

It may just be my observation, but 5 foot junkies need more than an XS t-shirt to look tough.
I suggest you wear a belt with the t- shirt it will save the investment in a pair of shorts!

[crackerjack101]

I order stuff from all over and delivered on bus to Roiet in a styrofoam container with dry ice.

yup, that's how we get our stuff too. Though generally from not as far.

[Loy Toy]

Thanks Norts and others.

I will look into an express service and work out the costs.

The other major pie manufacturer is located in Phuket selling Lady Pies but they are expensive and as others have told me are not as good as my achiever wife's pies.

I will get back to you guys.

[stroller]

It may just be my observation

Get the nurse to clean your glasses next time you're let out for a walk.

[fishlocker]

I cant seem to post a youtube here with a smartphone.

I ran across Father Guido Sarducci 5 minute university. Verry funny stuff. Not That I would downplay anyones achievements.

[Nawtier]

Any green curry pies ?

I created a new pizza at our local pizza shop.....100m up the road, took along my own ingredients and got them to chuck them on ... sweet potato, pickled jalapenos, mushrooms and some erbs ...outstanding it was

[crackerjack101]

sounds quite good. how 're you goin ?

[Nawtier]

sounds quite good. how 're you goin ?

Not bad cobber .... n you ?

[crackerjack101]

Not bad cobber .... n you ?

Bumbling along, mate.