Terrible News for Teakdoor Posters...

**Bettyboo** · 15-08-2016, 02:43 PM

A top psychosexual therapist is warning about a surge in the number of men suffering sexual health problems because of online pornography.

MrSausage, not his real name, started watching porn when he got his first laptop aged 55.
"It quickly escalated and it was every day. What I was watching, it definitely got more extreme over a short period of time in my case.
"There was nothing that would give me a kick. Normal stuff didn't do anything any more, so I had to get more and more extreme material.
"[It was] disturbing stuff that disturbed me that, in normal life, I wouldn't dream of doing."
It wasn't long before MrSausage's mental health began to suffer.
He also has advice for anyone suffering with a similar problem.
"Once I recovered I spent a lot of time on online forums speaking about Brexit."
"You should tell your friends, tell people who are close to you or if like me you don't have any friends then just tell everyone. Repeatedly. And don't worry, there are many of us in the same boat."

If you think you're having a problem related to porn or online forums, Angela Gregory advises talking to your GP.

Help is also available at BBC Advice.
Easy access to online porn is 'damaging' men's health, says NHS doctor - BBC Newsbeat

(Note, this article has been altered in the interests of reification.)

**bsnub** · 15-08-2016, 02:51 PM

Does this explain my hairy palms that I keep having to shave?

**stroller** · 15-08-2016, 02:54 PM

Yes, some of these sad lonely individuals develop odd interests such as collecting animal pics for sexual arousal and imagining in their deluded fantasy world to have relationships with goats.

Dr. Smegmund's psychiatric clinic is open five times a day for anybody seeking help.

**Cold Pizza** · 15-08-2016, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

A top psychosexual therapist is warning about a surge in the number of men suffering sexual health problems because of online pornography.

Don't know anything about it.

I've never watched online porn.

**stroller** · 15-08-2016, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Somboon

Watching porn or movies with violence in them doesnt make people do anything they dont want.

...nor has anyone claimed it does, wackjob.

**Nicethaiza** · 15-08-2016, 04:28 PM

Where can watch online porn??

**Begbie** · 15-08-2016, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Help is also available at BBC Advice.

More evidence if any was needed that the BBC are complete rubbish.

**billy the kid** · 15-08-2016, 04:55 PM

I think this is more about the drugs kids use to heighten the sex experience.
Viagra etc.

**baldrick** · 15-08-2016, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Where can watch online porn??

chatroulette

**TheDukeofNewcastle** · 15-08-2016, 05:03 PM

Brexit is now extreme porn. Who knew?
Any particular gentleman in mind Betty?

**kingwilly** · 15-08-2016, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by TheDukeofNewcastle

Brexit is now extreme porn. Who knew?
Any particular gentleman in mind Betty?

A result of watching extreme porn. and tugging one's one pudding too often in the company of a wingman.

**wasabi** · 15-08-2016, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Begbie

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Help is also available at BBC Advice.

More evidence if any was needed that the BBC are complete rubbish.

Before the Internet there was telephone sex, a phone wank, can somebody please give me the BBC hotline, as I am throbbing to phone it, and toss one out , just like the old days.

**patsycat** · 15-08-2016, 09:42 PM

Me thinks some of our lovely Newbies are taking threads too seriously.

**stickmansucks** · 16-08-2016, 01:24 AM

It's true that I prefer to do it alone than wasting my time with all the retarded monkeys that we meet in this country, and i do not speak about hookers, I speak about what many of you might call smart women...

**CaptainNemo** · 16-08-2016, 04:49 AM

Yes, I believe this "research" was published in an eminent Malaysian journal... but nowhere else... fancy that...

**Cujo** · 16-08-2016, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by billy the kid

I think this is more about the drugs kids use to heighten the sex experience.
Viagra etc.

**baldrick** · 16-08-2016, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by billy the kid

I think this is more about the drugs kids use to heighten the sex experience

rohypnol ?

yes - in my experience taking rohypnol to enhance the sexual experience falls flat

**patsycat** · 16-08-2016, 07:06 PM

Baldrick, the romantic!

**Gazza** · 16-08-2016, 07:25 PM

^
Hey Balders, she's calling you a roman tic.

**kingwilly** · 16-08-2016, 07:32 PM

Roman Tit

**Bettyboo** · 16-08-2016, 07:45 PM

A gypo twat?

**BaitongBoy** · 16-08-2016, 07:54 PM

Any port in a storm...So, what's the bad news, again?...Are we out of port?...

**klong toey** · 16-08-2016, 08:03 PM

Once I recovered I spent a lot of time on online forums, posting pictures of goats and getting drunk.

**Bettyboo** · 16-08-2016, 08:22 PM

^ goat husbandry is a noble pastime, KT. Good luck with your treatment and recovery.

**klong toey** · 16-08-2016, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Good luck with your treatment and recovery

The treatment seems to be having beneficial effects i am looking and feeling much better these days.But i fear a relapse might be looming soon,very soon.
If i can only stop wearing women's underwear i will be fully cured.

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