Mermaids

**splitlid** · 09-07-2016, 09:06 PM

Just had the gf ask me if mermaids are real. She has been searching the web and YouTube. She semi believes😩😩😩😩

**Kurgen** · 09-07-2016, 09:14 PM

I was sat with the mother of my daughter in England about 25 years ago watching a David Attenborough programme about dinosaurs. She asked me if the film was showing live dinosaurs

, I suppose in her defense they were using very good effects

After explaining what a div she was there was a scene showing eggs hatching......"They've got to be real because they are hatching"!

Wimmin

**BaitongBoy** · 09-07-2016, 09:20 PM

My friend's old mama asked him how they managed to train those dinosaurs...Poor old gals and their "dementia"...Kinda sets them free in a way...

**BaitongBoy** · 09-07-2016, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Kurgen

I would post pictures but life's too short.

Might be worth it to see those dinosaurs...Heh...

**splitlid** · 09-07-2016, 09:24 PM

My gf is supposed to be sorta smart. So when I hear shit like that. It makes me seriously wonder wtf

**BaitongBoy** · 09-07-2016, 09:27 PM

Yeah, but everybody knows mermaids exist...Maybe they're confused about how it's possible to keep their "legs" together like that...(Sorry)...

**splitlid** · 09-07-2016, 09:32 PM

I'm gonna show her some pics of Bigfoot. See how she copes.

**splitlid** · 09-07-2016, 09:39 PM

This one should fox her

**Dillinger** · 09-07-2016, 09:49 PM

This one will fox her more

Sorry this one......

**Maanaam** · 10-07-2016, 07:59 AM

I didn't know angels have chicken wings.

**patsycat** · 10-07-2016, 05:30 PM

Of course they exist, so do fairies at the bottom of the garden and the monsters under the bed.

Or do i need to have an adult conversation with my mum?!! Never too late, I'm still waiting for her to tell me about the birds and the bees and "lady problems"!!

The great thing, now we have a littl'n in the family and another arriving in November, is we can all go back and enjoy Father Christmas and Easter bunnies and things that make you smile.

Seeing little faces light up on Christmas morning is much more interesting than a group of grumpy grownups getting sozzled before the turkey!!

**BaitongBoy** · 10-07-2016, 05:40 PM

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine
And a couple of mermaids...

**Maanaam** · 10-07-2016, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine
And a couple of mermaids...

A flask of wine beneath the bough.
A loaf of bread, a book of verse and Thou.
Beside me in the wilderness.
And the wilderness is Paradise enow.

From The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayam.

**klong toey** · 10-07-2016, 07:15 PM

I found a Mermaids purse along the shoreline the other day.

**Kurgen** · 10-07-2016, 08:56 PM

I've always found mermaids a tad fishy

**Pragmatic** · 10-07-2016, 09:01 PM

I think it was Marmite the Dog who claimed he was watching Planet of the Apes when his missus asked him which country the apes lived in.

**ENT** · 10-07-2016, 09:09 PM

Irish little people are real.

**Bettyboo** · 10-07-2016, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

so do fairies

Yes they do.

**Loy Toy** · 10-07-2016, 10:44 PM

Its the ghosts and bad karma you have to be careful of.

Dont kill cobras that can kill your family otherwise bad karma will envelope your family because you killed the creatures that can kill your family.

Which bad karma comes first................

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