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  • I am asexual, and I'm proud.

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  • Bollox, I like bollox and penises, just like mine.

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    Go on, admit it, we'll support you...

    Yes YOU, you know who you are, but it's now ok, you can join a movement!

    Michael J Dore was 14 when he first sensed that he was not like the other teenagers attending his all-boy school in London. While many of the other students would discuss the girls they hoped to kiss at the weekend, or cluster around pornographic magazines, Dore felt nothing of the blossoming, unfamiliar interest in their bodies.

    To illustrate the range of experiences under the asexuality banner, a study carried out by The Asexual Visibility and Education Network (Aven), a support group founded in 2001 in San Francisco, found that 70% of asexual people said they were virgins; 11% of asexual people said they are not virgins but are currently sexually inactive;7% of asexual people said they are sexually active; 17% of asexual people said they were ‘completely repulsed’ by sex. Another 38% said they were ‘somewhat repulsed’ by sex, 27% said they were indifferent about sex, but 4%, perhaps rather confusingly, said they enjoy having sex.
    BBC - Future - ?I have never felt sexual desire?

    Another quality bit of news from the BBC.

    But, to be fair, ugly people probably should be asexual.

    (Sorry ladies for the sexist nature of the poll, please feel free to vote whichever way you wish and rubbish this rubbish thread - there's no way it'll get to page 2...)
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    It's all very confusing...this sex stuff.

    For the longest time I thought I might be a lesbian.

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    There is no goat option

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    My father is 90. he says he's been asexual for about 20 years.

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    ^ I know the feeling.

    ^^ goats are all heterosexual; that's option 3.

    ^^^ I would like to be a lesbian for the day (or maybe a long weekend). Then I could start an affair with the gorgeous and talented Miss Lohan:


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    ^^Reminds me of a Clint Eastwood recent movie where he's pissing and looks down and says "Well, I outlived you."

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    at least the asexuals won't outbreed us

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    There are so many ****sexual words and people out there these days.

    I get a bit confused.

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    Where's the option for 'buy sexual' then?

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    Soon, there will be no need for closets and a lot of closet-builders will be out of work...

    Toffees are good but stick to your teeth...How about chocolate caramels?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    But, to be fair, ugly people probably should be asexual.
    That's why beer was invented. So ugly people can get sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    There are so many ****sexual words and people out there these days.

    I get a bit confused.
    I'm sapiosexual.
    To confuse matters, I'm also a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Love women.

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    Does that mean you fancy trees?

    I like men. Sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    17% of asexual people said they were ‘completely repulsed’ by sex.

    They spoke to my wife then.

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    sex is so overrated, I'd rather have a good shit at my age, much more satisfying than that old in out business.

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    ^ Why not "incorporate" the two?...What nationality are you?...

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    sounds messy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    For the longest time I thought I might be a lesbian.
    I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

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    I believe you petal.

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    You say that like it actually matters.

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    It does to you, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    ]I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
    Bisexual eh?...It figures.

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    ...not sure if stupid or illiterate. Or both.

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    What? You're stupid and illiterate and bi?

    Makes sense.

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    Ah, so it is both.

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